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The Blind Side 2: This Time It’s Personal

The Blind Side 2: This Time It’s Personal

Our good friend Kent Nichols, one of the fine gentlemen responsible for the phenomenon known as Ask a Ninja, is a decision maker. He makes decisions all of the time. And this week, he decided that the world needed to revisit the world of The Blind Side, just in time for next year’s Oscar season to start heating up.

By Neil Miller on February 23, 2010 | View Comments

If Famous Filmmakers Directed the Superbowl

If Famous Filmmakers Directed the Superbowl

Film fans, please take a moment from your usual routine of not watching sports — and more importantly, complaining about those of us who do — to watch the following video. SlateV (via our friend Katey Rich at Cinema Blend) has created this little video showing us what the Superbowl might be like if it were made by auteurs.

By Neil Miller on February 5, 2010 | View Comments

This Zombie Apocalypse Will Be Televised, Or Tweeted

This Zombie Apocalypse Will Be Televised, Or Tweeted

Seeing as it is a slow news day, I thought I would share something cool. A good friend of mine sent me a link to the chronicling of the zombie apocalypse. Don’t think that’s true? You’d be wrong.

By Neil Miller on January 12, 2010 | View Comments

‘Blind Side’ Star Nick Saban Leads Alabama to National Championship Victory

‘Blind Side’ Star Nick Saban Leads Alabama to National Championship Victory

After appearing in a breakout role in one of the breakout movies of the year, Nick Saban (who starred as LSU coach Nick Saban in The Blind Side) has taken his hobby as a sometimes football coach to the next level.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on January 8, 2010 | View Comments

The 3,186 Best Movies of the Decade

The 3,186 Best Movies of the Decade

Everyone else’s Best of the Decade List is trash. Inside, feast your eyes on the most definitive list of the damned decade.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on December 29, 2009 | View Comments

Gratuitous Objectification: Bitch Slap Girls Gone Wild

Gratuitous Objectification: Bitch Slap Girls Gone Wild

Officially, as a man who would like to not wake up one morning to find that his girlfriend has removed his favorite body part and thrown it out a car window, this kind of thing just isn’t for me.

By Neil Miller on December 11, 2009 | View Comments

Michael Bay’s Alternate Vision for Transformers 3

Michael Bay’s Alternate Vision for Transformers 3

In Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, Michael Bay brought in a brand new kind of Transformers — a humanoid hottie played by Isabel Lucas. For his next trick, he’ll bring us Decepticon versions of Victoria’s Secret models…

By Neil Miller on December 7, 2009 | View Comments

Sam Worthington’s Avenger’s T-Shirt is a Fire Starter

Sam Worthington’s Avenger’s T-Shirt is a Fire Starter

Sometimes I just can’t beat the man known as Peter Sciretta over at Slashfilm. And today is one of those days.

By Neil Miller on December 7, 2009 | View Comments

Exclusive: Jason Reitman Throws His Pie Chart Up in the Air

Exclusive: Jason Reitman Throws His Pie Chart Up in the Air

We sat down with Up in the Air director Jason Reitman for an unorthodox interview which involved not talking about the film at all. Yes, I should probably be fired.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on November 29, 2009 | View Comments

Twilight Fans Get a Much-Needed Intervention

Twilight Fans Get a Much-Needed Intervention

Everyone who wears their fandom on their sleeve is susceptible to pranks. And the more aggressive the fandom, the more likely the chaos upon pulling the prank.

By Neil Miller on November 23, 2009 | View Comments

Watch This: The Star Trek Gag Reel

Watch This: The Star Trek Gag Reel

After I sat him down this past weekend and made him watch it several times, Pete at /Film went out this afternoon and found a YouTube version of the gag reel from the Star Trek Blu-ray and DVD…

By Neil Miller on November 17, 2009 | View Comments

Watch This: Everyone Poops, Spike Jonze Style

Watch This: Everyone Poops, Spike Jonze Style

This morning while recording the latest episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, I was alerted by my colleague Kevin Carr of a video — a video of the internet variety…

By Neil Miller on October 8, 2009 | View Comments

Review: The Informant!

Review: The Informant!

When an employee gets the FBI involved in a price fixing investigation, a witless goon and his mustache become the keys to a governmental investigation.

By Brian Salisbury on September 17, 2009 | View Comments

Creepy Photos of Comedy’s New Legends, According to Vanity Fair

Creepy Photos of Comedy’s New Legends, According to Vanity Fair

Courtesy of the fine people at Vanity Fair is a gallery titled “Comedy’s New Legends,” which features some beautifully-inspired photography of whom VF considers to be the important cultural heroes of contemporary comedy, with a brief discussion of how and why they have attained that status.

By Paul Sileo on March 4, 2009 | View Comments

Clint Eastwood Reminds Us That He’s a Badass, And We Aren’t

Clint Eastwood Reminds Us That He’s a Badass, And We Aren’t

Clint Eastwood is still a badass, and I would go as far as to say that he will remain that way until the day he dies. He is also quick to remind us that we are all a bunch of pussies.

By Neil Miller on January 2, 2009 | View Comments

Christopher Nolan Gives Us The Inside Scoop on Batman 3!

Christopher Nolan Gives Us The Inside Scoop on Batman 3!

You are never going to believe who’s playing Catwoman!

By Dr. Cole Abaius on December 17, 2008 | View Comments

Wahlberg on SNL: Say Hello to Your Mother for Me

Wahlberg on SNL: Say Hello to Your Mother for Me

Many of you had a chance to see the Sarah Palin appearance on Saturday Night Live last night, but the Moose-hunting Vice Presidential candidate’s appearance was overshadowed by an appearance from Mark Wahlberg, who came on to threaten to break Andy Samberg’s big, beautiful nose.

By Neil Miller on October 19, 2008 | View Comments

Flesh Starved: Seven Ideas for George Romero’s Next Zombie Flick

Flesh Starved: Seven Ideas for George Romero’s Next Zombie Flick

With 5 “of the Dead” films already done and another on the way, we decided to lighten Romero’s workload by coming up with the titles and plots for his next seven films.

By Robert Fure on October 7, 2008 | View Comments

Harry Potter Meets The Office: The Salesman’s Stoned

Harry Potter Meets The Office: The Salesman’s Stoned

I am going to file this under “Humor” but it is more along the lines of “mildly funny, worth a look on a slow day.” So, if you are having a slow day and you dig a laugh at the expense of Harry Potter, this should be right up your alley.

By Neil Miller on September 25, 2008 | View Comments

Books That Deserve Their Own Movie: Carl Hiaasen’s Sick Puppy

Books That Deserve Their Own Movie: Carl Hiaasen’s Sick Puppy

Film adaptations of book seem to be pretty popular these days. Here’s one that I would like to see.

By Nate Deen on September 23, 2008 | View Comments