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Watch This: Everyone Poops, Spike Jonze Style

Watch This: Everyone Poops, Spike Jonze Style

This morning while recording the latest episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, I was alerted by my colleague Kevin Carr of a video — a video of the internet variety…

By Neil Miller on October 8, 2009 | Comments

Review: The Informant!

Review: The Informant!

When an employee gets the FBI involved in a price fixing investigation, a witless goon and his mustache become the keys to a governmental investigation.

By Brian Salisbury on September 17, 2009 | Comments

Creepy Photos of Comedy’s New Legends, According to Vanity Fair

Creepy Photos of Comedy’s New Legends, According to Vanity Fair

Courtesy of the fine people at Vanity Fair is a gallery titled “Comedy’s New Legends,” which features some beautifully-inspired photography of whom VF considers to be the important cultural heroes of contemporary comedy, with a brief discussion of how and why they have attained that status.

By Paul Sileo on March 4, 2009 | Comments

Clint Eastwood Reminds Us That He’s a Badass, And We Aren’t

Clint Eastwood Reminds Us That He’s a Badass, And We Aren’t

Clint Eastwood is still a badass, and I would go as far as to say that he will remain that way until the day he dies. He is also quick to remind us that we are all a bunch of pussies.

By Neil Miller on January 2, 2009 | Comments

Christopher Nolan Gives Us The Inside Scoop on Batman 3!

Christopher Nolan Gives Us The Inside Scoop on Batman 3!

You are never going to believe who’s playing Catwoman!

By Dr. Cole Abaius on December 17, 2008 | Comments

Wahlberg on SNL: Say Hello to Your Mother for Me

Wahlberg on SNL: Say Hello to Your Mother for Me

Many of you had a chance to see the Sarah Palin appearance on Saturday Night Live last night, but the Moose-hunting Vice Presidential candidate’s appearance was overshadowed by an appearance from Mark Wahlberg, who came on to threaten to break Andy Samberg’s big, beautiful nose.

By Neil Miller on October 19, 2008 | Comments

Flesh Starved: Seven Ideas for George Romero’s Next Zombie Flick

Flesh Starved: Seven Ideas for George Romero’s Next Zombie Flick

With 5 “of the Dead” films already done and another on the way, we decided to lighten Romero’s workload by coming up with the titles and plots for his next seven films.

By Robert Fure on October 7, 2008 | Comments

Harry Potter Meets The Office: The Salesman’s Stoned

Harry Potter Meets The Office: The Salesman’s Stoned

I am going to file this under “Humor” but it is more along the lines of “mildly funny, worth a look on a slow day.” So, if you are having a slow day and you dig a laugh at the expense of Harry Potter, this should be right up your alley.

By Neil Miller on September 25, 2008 | Comments

Books That Deserve Their Own Movie: Carl Hiaasen’s Sick Puppy

Books That Deserve Their Own Movie: Carl Hiaasen’s Sick Puppy

Film adaptations of book seem to be pretty popular these days. Here’s one that I would like to see.

By Nate Deen on September 23, 2008 | Comments

Meet the Most Entertaining Movie Blogger on the Web…

Meet the Most Entertaining Movie Blogger on the Web…

And no, unfortunately they don’t write for us here at Film School Rejects.

By Rob Hunter on September 22, 2008 | Comments

Chuck Palahniuk Would F*ck a Giant Panda Before He’d Save Your Child’s Life

Chuck Palahniuk Would F*ck a Giant Panda Before He’d Save Your Child’s Life

To the untrained eye (and unjaded soul) the headline above may appear to be misleading hyperbole. But no, these are hard facts taken directly from the author’s own mouth.

By Rob Hunter on September 16, 2008 | Comments

Vicious Lies about George Washington to Hit Big Screen

Vicious Lies about George Washington to Hit Big Screen

Nicholas Meyer is penning the script for a project on George Washington that will probably focus on his leading America to independence instead of his time-traveling robot past.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on September 5, 2008 | Comments

Get Introduced to Les Grossman, Tom Cruise’s Alter Ego

Get Introduced to Les Grossman, Tom Cruise’s Alter Ego

Yesterday we showed you our first online look at Les Grossman, the booty-dancing, over the top studio executive played by Tom Cruise Tropic Thunder. But that was just a picture, today we’ve got video.

By Neil Miller on August 28, 2008 | Comments

Our Submission to Score a Threesome with Scarlett Johansson

Our Submission to Score a Threesome with Scarlett Johansson

There’s an ad campaign over at scarlettjohansson.com promising the chance to score a threesome with the hot, young star. Not only are we entering it, we’re winning it. With your help.

By FSR Staff on August 16, 2008 | Comments

New ‘Hamlet 2′ Poster Characterized by Huge Quotes

New ‘Hamlet 2′ Poster Characterized by Huge Quotes

With quotes this big, you would think that Owen Gleiberman of Entertainment Weekly and Peter Travers of Rolling Stone were official sponsors of the upcoming film Hamlet 2.

By Neil Miller on August 13, 2008 | Comments

‘It’s Always Sunny’ in this Gangsta Rap Opus

‘It’s Always Sunny’ in this Gangsta Rap Opus

I am anxiously awaiting the start of the fourth season, which will hit the airwaves of FX on September 18 at 10:00pm. And in an attempt to drum up some buzz for the fourth season, the drunken comedic masterminds set off to do a little music video entitled “Going Back to Philly.”

By Neil Miller on August 9, 2008 | Comments

Tom Cruise Suits Up, Brings the ‘Thunder’

Tom Cruise Suits Up, Brings the ‘Thunder’

Fat, follicle-free, and funny, Tom Cruise may yet get back in favor with his formerly rabid fans in his role as Les Grossman, the overweight, foul-mouthed, bald studio head in Ben Stiller’s Tropic Thunder.

By Maggie Van Ostrand on August 8, 2008 | Comments

Quantum of Solace Theme Song Leaks Online… Kind Of

Quantum of Solace Theme Song Leaks Online… Kind Of

Thanks to the wonders of the internet and the scruple-less folks who traverse it, YouTube has a leaked copy of the theme song three months before the film’s release… In a manner of speaking.

By Rob Hunter on August 7, 2008 | Comments

Megan Fox Fulfills Her Destiny as an NC-17 Mother Teresa

Megan Fox Fulfills Her Destiny as an NC-17 Mother Teresa

We can probably chalk this one up as the most ridiculous, yet oddly intriguing thing that we will report all day.

By Neil Miller on August 7, 2008 | Comments

Buy Herpecol; More Silly Videos from Hamlet 2!

Buy Herpecol; More Silly Videos from Hamlet 2!

If you are yet to gain insight into the shenanigans at hand in Hamlet 2, perhaps you should check out the following video clips, which were sent over to us by the fine folks at Focus Features this afternoon.

By Neil Miller on August 4, 2008 | Comments