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Discuss: Do You Want to See Ryan Reynolds Buried in a Coffin for 80 Minutes?

Discuss: Do You Want to See Ryan Reynolds Buried in a Coffin for 80 Minutes?

Now that we know that Ryan Reynolds’s next feature is going to be a one-man show, I’m wondering if he’ll open with, “Oh, hey! Didn’t see you there!”

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 4, 2009 | Comments

The 10 Sexiest Gangster Girlfriends of All Time Ever

The 10 Sexiest Gangster Girlfriends of All Time Ever

I’m sure a decent number of film sites out there are going to be looking at the Best Gangster films of all time. Since we already know that Analyze This tops the list every year, we decided to do something a little different – looking at the gorgeous women that stand beside their connected men.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 2, 2009 | Comments

Movies We Love: A Clockwork Orange

Movies We Love: A Clockwork Orange

Being the adventures of some film geeks who love music, ironic imagery and a bit of the old ultra-violence – we take a look at one of the best films of all time.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on July 1, 2009 | Comments

Foreign Objects: Sex Is Zero (South Korea)

Foreign Objects: Sex Is Zero (South Korea)

Much like they did with the Western last year (the epic and excellent The Good The Bad The Weird), South Korea has ventured into other traditionally American genres with great success. This includes copying the teen sex formula highlighting America’s love of fornicating teenagers, physical comedy, and baby batter.

By Rob Hunter on July 1, 2009 | Comments

Officially Cool: Flickchart Will Ruin Your Life and You Will Love It

Officially Cool: Flickchart Will Ruin Your Life and You Will Love It

Have a few spare hours during the day? Like, say, 20? Excellent. Get ready to lose your job and your loved ones as you quickly becoming addicted to using Flickchart.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 30, 2009 | Comments

DVD’s I Bought This Week: June 30th

DVD’s I Bought This Week: June 30th

Rob Hunter loves movies. He also loved investing large sums into IMAX and Paramount (via Viacom) mere weeks before the release of Transformers 2. These two joys come together in the form of cash money payments that he receives every week and immediately uses to buy more DVDs.

By Rob Hunter on June 30, 2009 | Comments

Discuss: Would You Trade Being a Guitar Hero for Being a Film Hero?

Discuss: Would You Trade Being a Guitar Hero for Being a Film Hero?

Yoostar put’s you in your favorite scenes from your favorite movies. And Employee of the Month.

By David Baxter on June 29, 2009 | Comments

Boiling Point: Critical Hits & Misses

Boiling Point: Critical Hits & Misses

Paradoxically, Robert Fure, movie critic, wants to remind you that the things critics say don’t mean shit in this town.

By Robert Fure on June 29, 2009 | Comments

Culture Warrior: The Odd and Wonderful Movie Career of Michael Jackson

Culture Warrior: The Odd and Wonderful Movie Career of Michael Jackson

While it may seem a little nonsensical at first for a movie site of all places to participate in giving the late King of Pop his due regard, it seems to me that on closer examination, the music and celebrity persona of Michael Jackson has played a significant but largely unexamined role in influencing cinematic expression.

By Landon Palmer on June 29, 2009 | Comments

Old Ass Movies: Go West With ‘The Ox-Bow Incident’

Old Ass Movies: Go West With ‘The Ox-Bow Incident’

The Ox-Bow Incident is the story of a lynching that went right, but in the wrong way. Simple as an old man’s morality tale and painfully to the point, it covers a timeless debate concerning law, justice and the misconceptions they suffer in our hands and minds.

By Loukas Tsouknidas on June 28, 2009 | Comments

Shouting Match: Giant Robots Fighting; Two Men Arguing

Shouting Match: Giant Robots Fighting; Two Men Arguing

Now that everyone on the planet has had a chance to see Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, to make hilarious YouTube videos calling out Rob Hunter’s review of it, and to send us emails about us covering the film too much – we’re covering it EVEN MORE. What happens when two Rejects disagree this strongly? Get angry and find out.

By Josh Radde on June 28, 2009 | Comments

This Week In Blu-ray: Confessions of a Blu-ray Shopaholic

This Week In Blu-ray: Confessions of a Blu-ray Shopaholic

Like Vanilla Ice, I’m back again with new smooth sounds for This Week in Blu-ray. Only a few days late this week, so it would appear as if things are improving.

By Neil Miller on June 26, 2009 | Comments

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 06.26.09

Kevin Carr’s Weekly Report Card for 06.26.09

Kevin Carr reviews this week’s new movies: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen and My Sister’s Keeper.

By Kevin Carr on June 26, 2009 | Comments

Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 121 – Revenge of the Fattened

Fat Guys at the Movies Ep. 121 – Revenge of the Fattened

On This Week’s Show: Neil hoses down the Magical Studio in the Sky with bodily fluids and testosterone after watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen not once, but twice. Kevin tries to keep a level head while suffering through a review of My Sister’s Keeper. There’s a minor Fat Guy smackdown as Neil tries to [...]

By Kevin Carr on June 26, 2009 | Comments

10 Most Awesome Movie Explosions Of All Time Ever

10 Most Awesome Movie Explosions Of All Time Ever

That is a bold assertion, but you know what they say about assertions – shut up and watch things go BOOM. Now with video!

By Robert Fure on June 25, 2009 | Comments

WTF: This Article Is Not About Transformers!

WTF: This Article Is Not About Transformers!

I refuse to make this article about Transformers. I refuse to talk about how awful of an actor Megan Fox is, who cannot even effectively scream “Saaaaaaam!” I refuse to espouse on the ridiculous plot. I refuse to complain about seeing John Turturro’s hairy buttcheeks in my face, 20 feet high.

By Kevin Carr on June 25, 2009 | Comments

Coroner’s Report: Friday the 13th The Final Chapter Deluxe Edition

Coroner’s Report: Friday the 13th The Final Chapter Deluxe Edition

Jason Voorhees is back for the last time as he meets his match in Corey Feldman! Ok, so he doesn’t stay dead, obviously, but A for effort and B for Boobs.

By Robert Fure on June 25, 2009 | Comments

Exclusive: Orci and Kurtzman Talk ‘Revenge,’ Freedom, and the American Way

Exclusive: Orci and Kurtzman Talk ‘Revenge,’ Freedom, and the American Way

Judging by their output for Star Trek, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and The Proposal all in one summer, it seems like screenwriters Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman don’t sleep. And they won’t get to anytime soon. We caught them not napping in order to ask them about writing for Michael Bay and their upcoming Cowboys and Aliens.

By Dr. Cole Abaius on June 25, 2009 | Comments

Exclusive: Tommy Wirkola Talks ‘Dead Snow’

Exclusive: Tommy Wirkola Talks ‘Dead Snow’

Tommy Wirkola sat down with us to talk about his much buzzed about Nazi zombie opus.

By Robert Levin on June 24, 2009 | Comments

Transformers 2: 10 Things I Liked, 5 I Didn’t

Transformers 2: 10 Things I Liked, 5 I Didn’t

More than meets the eye himself, Robert Fure is Optimus Primed to tell you that Transformers 2 is the perfect summer movie.

By Robert Fure on June 23, 2009 | Comments