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Kevin and Neil talk about how What Happens in Vegas was surprisingly decent and how Speed Racer almost gave Neil an aneurysm. There’s also plenty of baby stories… and poo.

Kevin needs to hose down the Magical Studio in the Sky after Neil’s excitement for Iron Man. Then they both rant about Dr. McDreamy in Made of Honor. That’s how we roll when we kick off the summer movie season.

After a botched flight to Amsterdam, Kevin and Neil are sent to Guantanamo Bay… then escape back to the Magical Studio in the Sky.

On This Week’s Show: Kevin professes his love for both Kristen Bell and Mila Kunis while Neil contemplates the potential consequences of fathering unknown children throughout the world.

Neil and Kevin break out the corsages and tuxedos to get ready for their big Prom Night. Neil admits to wanting to make out with both Keanu Reeves and Michael Bay while Kevin prepares to defend Uwe Boll. It’s a mess of springtime shenanigans with the Fat Guys at the movies.

Neil and Kevin serve witty banter over a discussion of love and football for Leatherheads, take a trip to Nim’s Island, freak out over evil weeds in The Ruins (while drooling over Laura Ramsey and her fabulous breasts) and wonder whose bright idea it was to put Mick Jagger’s wrinkly mug on an IMAX screen.

On This Week’s Show: We get Stop-lossed by a few bad movies, including one that was made under the MTV Films label (Stop-Loss) and another that might as well have been (21). We also take on the wonder that is Simon Pegg in his latest film, Run Fatboy Run, a concept that speaks directly to us — we just aren’t listening. We also run through our April Movie Preview, giving you a good list of the films you should be marking on your calendar — as well, we expose Kevin’s undying love for UFC fighters in bikini bottoms. Oh, and there is another stupid parody movie coming out — we take a moment to explain the pile of suck that is Superhero Movie.

On This Week’s Show: Neil is back from SXSW with plenty of stories from the streets of Austin, Texas. He recaps for Kevin the Ten Best Movies of SXSW 2008 and talks about his newfound affection for indie rock chicks. As well, the guys talk about crappy J-Horror movies, Judd Apatow movies for kids and more Tyler Perry movies. Be afraid, the Fat Guys are back to full force this week. Hide the women and children.

Kevin holds down the fort with David from Bullz-Eye.com while Neil checks in with some special guests from SXSW in Austin.

This week we deliver both our best and worst segments of all time. We also talk about a few movies, including Mark Wahlberg and Joaquin Phoenix in We Own the Night and Cate Blanchett as Elizabeth… again. We also take on topics like women as the lead in movies, Jon Heder’s acting career and Eric Bana in the new Star Trek movie. We also run down our official list of the Ten Sexiest Actresses on the Planet.

We’ve got “The Dark” rising and “The Heartbreak Kid” on the loose, with a very hot Malin Ackerman getting down and dirty. She can slap the shit out of us any day. Not together, of course. We also talk about a movie produced by Jennifer Lopez and a star vehicle for George Clooney. Finally, we run down our list of Ten Crazy Movie Bitches Who Are Worth the Risk and we discuss other topics that will potentially be interesting.

On this week’s show, we explore the topics of the entertainment industry in the comfort of a newly redesigned Magical Studio in the Sky, all while attempting to stay awake. We continue to explore the “Dane Cook Acting Experiment”, causing Kevin to launch a campaign against Cook’s involvement in feature films. We also debate the dynamic range of Rosie O’Donnell — lookout kids, she could be the next Wonder Woman.

This week we explore the phenomenon that causes extremely hot actresses to make extremely bad movies. Need examples? How about two of this week’s releases, with Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck and Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Extinction. Could we also add Amanda Bynes in Sydney White or Evan Rachel Wood in Across the Universe to that list? The only way to find out is to stop what you are doing and listed to the show.

On this week’s show we explore the topic of which actresses in their 40’s we would most like to have relations which. We also talk about the upcoming Hollywood strike and all of the terrible sequels and remakes that studios are trying to push through before the strike happens. We also review 4 new films and attempt to hold back all of our inappropriate commentary surrounding Mr. Woodcock.

That’s right, we said it. Boobs. It’s a dirty little word that we are not allowed to say on the radio. But then again, most people listen to our “Web Only” versions of the show, this week’s edition of which is filled with the word “boobs” and other things that rational human beings will find offensive. We also take on the topic of movies, including this week’s new releases and unleash our list of “Ten Deadly Inanimate Objects and the Badasses That Put Them to Use”.

On this week’s show we take on the big steaming pile of suck that is the weekend new releases. Rob Zombie hacks up a classic with Halloween, Kevin Bacon snaps off a piece of badassery in Death Sentence and Christopher Walken shows up to do his best “Walken” impression in Balls of Fury. We also run you down the list of our ten favorite Halloween movies and the ten worst horror remakes of all-time.

On this week’s show the Fat Guys are back into their groove, seeing movies and spewing venom about them. That is, until they are instantly distracted by a “Got Milk” ad featuring the recently turned 18 “Heroes” starlet Hayden Panettiere. They do eventually focus and return to the regularly scheduled and ultimately very busy show…

On this week’s show Kevin Carr makes his triumphant return to the Magical Studio in the Sky to aid in some Superbad-assity. We attempt to stave of a Superbad Invasion, all while pondering the existance of The Last Legion. Or is it The Last Lesion. We also play back another Comic Con interview with The Film Crew’s Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. Also, we run down our “Ten Best Remakes of All-Time” and await some hate mail.

This week we are still suffering from the Comic Con hangover and Kevin is still trapped in an undisclosed location with a trigger-happy Dick Cheney. We are forced to deliver some Premonition-like reviews. And we don’t mean they will have a terrible ending. We will also give a little fall preview, suffer from A.D.D. and take some breaks along the way.

This week Jason Bourne “Comes Back” (as the marketing campaign exclaims) and Kevin Carr goes away. While Neil sits alone in the Magical Studio in the Sky, pondering all that is right about the world — namely Comic-Con 2007 — Kevin is in an undisclosed bunker somewhere in the American south, dodging bullets with Vice President Cheney.

This week we are coming to you from sunny San Diego, California, the home of Comic-Con 2007! We are rubbing elbows with celebrities and comic fans alike and getting sneak peaks at all of the hottest upcoming films. We take a look at what we have seen thus far at Comic-Con and what is yet to come. Also, Kevin reviews The Simpsons Movie and No Reservations.

On this week’s show Kevin dresses up like a woman and sings songs from the upcoming release Hairspray. The guys then move onto something slightly less gay, a domestic partnership between Adam Sandler and Kevin James in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Also, the guys welcome competitive eating icon Crazy Legs Conti to the show to talk about his new DVD Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating. And finally, the guys present the official Fat Guys Mid-Year Report, running down Top 10 Movies of 2007 thus far. Jessica Biel’s boobs are also discussed. Go figure.

On this week’s show we will be putting Kevin into Captivity with Elisha Cuthbert and running down our list of the ten hottest ladies of summer. We will also talk to uber-fat guy Kevin Smith about his love for Bruce Willis. Oh, and we will talk about Harry Potter, smack around the little wizard guy and try not to offend fans around the world.

On this week’s show Neil attempts to Transform Kevin into a Michael Bay fan (to no avail), the guys gush over things that blow up and give their official Top 10 Movie Explosions of All-Time. As well, the fat dudes continue a week of celebrities galore with interview clips from Ratatouille stars Patton Oswalt, John Ratzenberger and Janeane Garofalo! Also, a big announcement for episode 21 is on the horizon. Yes, that does mean you have to listen to the whole show…

Simply put, this week’s online exclusive show is all about Michael Bay’s Transformers. The Fat Guys review the Summer’s biggest robot movie and argue its place in this year’s cinematic landscape. Also Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime and Jon Voight show up to answer questions about the film. As well, a really cool second segment with guest Josh Radde from Strong Words Inc. falls through, getting cut out due to technical difficulties (that will explain the continuity issues…) Enjoy!

On this week’s show the Fat Guys begin their trek into the world of actual radio. Thanks to the folks at KGAB in Cheyenne, Wyoming, Fat Guys at the Movies now has more than 50 listeners. We have 52. And for all 52 of you we take a look this week at Live Free or Die Hard, gush all over Ratatouille and avoid a fight over Michael Moore’s Sicko. Also, we run down our list of the Top 10 Movie Robots of All Time and talk to MooreWatch.com publisher Jim Kenefick. That may seem like a lot, but that’s how we roll…

On this week’s Sunday show the Fat Guys set out to offend everyone. And by everyone, we mean everyone. Kevin stinks up the Magical Studio in the Sky and recaps his weekend of competitive eating, Neil offends everyone on the planet with his box office recap and the guys dish out their “8 Simple Rules for Not Being a Douchebag in a Movie Theater.” Prepare to take some notes…

On this week’s show the Fat Guys take on a full range of topics, from the Biblically sized comedy Evan Almighty to really bad Stephen King adaptations. Neil prays for a new co-host, Kevin prays for more Jessica Alba and Steve Carrell prays that his film will make back the $175 million dollars that it cost to make… We have our doubts. Also on the show, we run down the Ten Best and Worst Stephen King Adaptations of all-time. Be prepared to flame on…

On this week’s Exclusive Online Show (aka the one where the guys swear like sailors. Parental Discretion is Advised), the Fat Guys bring their shredding skills to the US Air Guitar tour, meet Air Guitar Icon Bjorn Turoque and get drunk. They also solidify the fact that they will never, ever have a shot at an interview with Angelina Jolie by talking trash about her affection for African orphans. They also take on the box office results, new DVD releases for the week and Ryan Reynolds’ outlandish remarks about the world of competitive eating. Hide the women and children…

On this week’s show, Kevin and Neil take a break from partying with Air Guitar legend Bjorn Turoque to rock your worlds with some sweet movie knowledge. They review the not so “Fantastic” Rise of the Silver Surfer, the zom-com juggernaut that is Fido and they solve Nancy Drew’s greatest mystery: How old is Emma Roberts, really? Also, they talk about “The 10 Best Things that Ever Tried to Destroy the Earth in Movie History.” #10. Kevin Carr as Galactus.