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Bonus Weekly DVD Drinking Game: A Very Sunny Christmas

Kevin Carr — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:55:15 +0000

We at FSR love to drink. And we know that many of you love to drink, as well. This shared love has led us to a brand new (though not exactly new) feature here at FSR: The Weekly DVD Drinking Game. Every week we will chose a DVD release and give you a few simple steps toward drunken stupidity (or cinematic tolerance). This week we’re also offering up a special bonus drinking game…

Are you tired of the weepy family dramas, the feel-good television specials and all that peace on Earth, goodwill to men garbage? Well, take a break and head down to Paddy’s Pub in Philadelphia to have a few Christmas Eve drinks with the gang. Enjoy the It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia: A Very Sunny Christmas special the way it was meant to be… black-out drunk, as Dennis would say.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t wear your Santa suit around Charlie.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

There is a flashback

Someone throws a rock

Eugene mentions “the Lord”

There is a reference to A Christmas Carol

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Santa

An elf

A present

Snow (real or fake)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“spirit”

“Christmas”

A swear word

Anyone’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER YOU SEE …

Someone’s bare ass

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Star Trek

Kevin Carr — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 14:11:15 +0000

It’s time to get your DVD or Blu-ray and boldly go where no one has gone before. Star Trek is now available for home viewing, and that means you can finally break out the keg of Romulan ale and toast the rebirth of the legendary franchise.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t ask questions about the red matter or we’ll use it to open a black hole in your living room.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

A weapon is fired

Someone is injured

Someone is introduced

Kirk and Spock conflict with each other

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

An alien

A Federation ship

A reference to (or a joke about) the original series

That red shit that has never been mentioned in the franchise ever before

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Vulcan”

“Federation”

anyone’s name

Star Trek science mumbo jumbo

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

Something travels through time

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Drinking Game Double Feature: Up and Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut

Kevin Carr — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:28:59 +0000

We at FSR love to drink. And we know that many of you love to drink, as well. This shared love has led us to a brand new (though not exactly new) feature here at FSR: The Weekly DVD Drinking Game. Every week we will chose a DVD release (or in this case, two releases) and give you a few simple steps toward drunken stupidity (or cinematic tolerance). This week…

Up (2009, Pete Docter)

Well, Pixar has done it again with another hit, one of the best animated films of 2009. Now, it’s available to enjoy at home on DVD and Blu-ray, and that means you don’t have to look like a weirdo sneaking booze into a theater filled with families to enjoy the Up drinking game.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t wait until retirement to follow your dreams.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

A dog talks
Someone runs
The bird makes a noise
Someone jumps or lands on the ground

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Clouds
Balloons
A picture
A waterfall

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Dug”
“squirrel”
“paradise” or “falls”
anything that isn’t a word

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

You cry

Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut (2009, Zack Snyder)

Like any good fanboy (or fangirl), you stampeded to the theaters this past spring to see Zack Snyder’s vision of Alan Moore and Dave Gibbon’s classic graphic novel Watchmen. However, like all the rest of us, you might have been disappointed that various elements of the movie were left out. Now is your chance to watch the entire experience, integrating the director’s cut of the film with The Tales of the Black Freighter.

This makes one hell of a film experience, and what better way to enjoy that 215-minute experience than with a cold drink in your hands?

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t question Dr. Manhattan.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone or something teleports
Rorschach or the Captain narrates
There’s a flashback or a repeated shot
The film moves from live-action to a comic book

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Fire
A sail
A shot in slow motion
Dr. Manhattan’s big, blue junk

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Comedian”
“Rorschach”
“Manhattan”
“mask” or “masked”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

An animal (real or animated) eats a human

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Weekly DVD Drinking Game: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

Kevin Carr — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:00:08 +0000

Hasbro had a mega-hit with Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and the studio hoped for lightning in a bottle with their August release of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. It made some green, but you might need to have a few drinks to really enjoy the film again on Blu-ray or DVD. So Film School Rejects is doing its civic duty by giving you a tool for getting sufficiently drunk on this film.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t tell anyone who Cobra Commander really is!

Click Here to Buy G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra from Amazon

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

There’s a flashback

Someone fires a gun

Something explodes

Someone uses an accelerator suit

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

CGI effects

An American flag

An invisible fighter

A character wearing sunglasses

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Joe”

“weapon”

“M.A.R.S.”

someone’s code name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

There’s a montage! (Oh we want montage!)

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Battlestar Galactica: The Plan

Kevin Carr — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 07:18:57 +0000

When you’re stuck on a Battlestar, far from the decimated Colonies of Kobol, there’s not a whole lot to do but hate on Cylons and drink yourself stupid. Even the Cylons knock a few back now and then, so why can’t you… especially because you’re seeing everything from their point of view now.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t trust the Cylons.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Something explodes

Cylons meet to conspire

Someone dies (even if it’s a Cylon)

A scene that parallels a scene from the series

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Boobs

A title card

A centurian

Two or more copies of the same Cylon model in the same scene

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“frak”

“Cylon”

A Cylon number

A character’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

The colonies are attacked

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Wrong Turn 3

Kevin Carr — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:58:20 +0000

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, shame on the mutants! It’s the third time around for the cannibal mutants to feed on not-so-innocent people who wander into the West Virginia woods. Wrong Turn 3 brings more murder, mayhem (and a few boobs as well) to the woods again on DVD and Blu-ray.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t mess with the cannibal mutants in West Virginia.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone cocks a gun

Someone fires a gun

Someone is killed

Someone picks up or puts down bag of money

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Fire

Blood

Money

A tattoo

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“hillbilly”

A racial slur

A swear word

Someone’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

A vehicle explodes

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Weekly DVD Drinking Game: Drag Me to Hell

Kevin Carr — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 15:10:57 +0000

They say that drinking is a sin, and maybe if you do too much of it you might be dragged to hell. But apparently Alison Lohman is on her way there as well, so at least you’ll be in good company. Enjoy watching Sam Raimi’s tour-de-force of sensory overload while numbing your senses with this drinking game.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t piss off any old Gypsy women.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone screams

Someone is hit with something

The soundtrack gets really loud

We are reminded that Chris used to be fat or poor

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

Slapstick

The evil eye

A fly or maggot

A woman’s handkerchief

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“Lamia”

“account”

a swear word

someone’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

Someone is dragged to hell

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

Weekly DVD Drinking Game: X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Kevin Carr — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 14:03:09 +0000

It’s another X-Men movie, this time focusing on Wolverine’s origins. So grab a cigar and a nice Canadian brew, and enjoy X-Men Origins: Wolverine with this fine drinking game.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t pick a fight with the guy who has claws coming out of his knuckles.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Wolverine heals

Someone is killed

A mutant reveals his or her power

The claws (or bones) extend or retract

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

An explosion

A playing card

A mutant from a previous movie

Liev Schreiber or Huge Jackman snarl

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“X”

“James”

“Victor”

“Stryker”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

Says “I’m gonna rip your goddamn head off”

For more drunken shenanigans, check out our Drinking Games Archive.

DVD Drinking Game: I Love You, Man

Kevin Carr — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:38:37 +0000

Bromances are big, and at FSR, we like big. We also like Rush, Getty Lee, air guitars and not cleaning up after your dog. Let’s face it, the men outnumber the girls here, so we burp and fart without saying “Excuse me.” Hmmm… no wonder there aren’t many girls here.

Part of being a guy involves drinking while watching movies, so we thought nothing would be finer than drinking while watching I Love You, Man, which hit DVD shelves last Tuesday. You can check it out for yourself over at Amazon.com.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t ever admit that you liked The Devil Wears Prada.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….

Someone yells
Someone plays a guitar (real or air)
Peter does or says something unmanly
Someone kisses someone else (2 drinks for guy-on-guy kissing)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…

A dog
A tuxedo
A picture of Peter
Beer bottles or champagne glasses

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…

“fart”
any sort-of cool play on words like “dudester”
“Rush” or “Getty” or “Lee”
someone’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…

There’s a cameo

Movie Drinking Games: Watchmen

Kevin Carr — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 16:34:42 +0000

It’s the most anticipated movie of 2009, and it’s finally coming to theaters. Zack Snyder’s grim adaptation of the classic graphic novel may run 163 minutes, but it’s still a visual sight to behold. And why not behold it with Dr. Manhattan’s giant blue wang in your face and a drink in hand.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t taunt Rorschach.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Rorschach narrates
There’s a flashback
Something blows up
Someone or something teleports

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A smiley face
Dr. Manhattan’s junk
A shot directly lifted from the graphic novel
A fake real person from history (e.g., Nixon)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Comedian”
“Rorschach”
“Manhattan”
“mask” or “masked”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Rorschach’s face is revealed from under his mask

Movie Drinking Games: Friday the 13th

Kevin Carr — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 19:16:50 +0000

We all know that the only thing that Jason Voorhees hates more than teenagers having sex in his woods… is drunken teenagers having sex in his woods. So, be safe and do your drinking in a movie theater with the new Friday the 13th film.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t look for pot plants near Crystal Lake.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone is killed
Someone screams
Someone drinks or takes drugs
The whiny bitch douche bag tells someone to not mess up his folks’ cabin

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Pot
Boobs
A machete
A missing person flyer

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“camp”
“Jason”
“Whitney”
“Crystal” or “Lake”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Jason takes off or loses his mask

Movie Drinking Games: Underworld: Rise of the Lycans

Kevin Carr — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:27:17 +0000

We had two Underworld movies that took place in present day, and now we’re getting a new movie that takes us back to the beginning of the werewolf/vampire war. And sure, they all drink blood, but you might want to drink some good old booze instead of blood.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t enslave the Lycans.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone (or something) roars
Someone (or something) is killed
Someone goes in or out of a jail cell
Someone changes from a human to a werewolf

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A key
The sun
A sword
Someone’s eyes change color

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“slave”
“Lycan”
“vampire”
Someone’s name

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
A vampire dies from sunlight

Movie Drinking Games: Inkheart

Kevin Carr — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:26:03 +0000

Brendan Fraser is back with a new adventure film for the kids. And when you look at his career, you might feel down because he makes millions of dollars, and you’re stuck where you are. But if you see his new movie Inkheart, you might just feel a little better… with a stiff drink in you.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t read out loud if you’re Brendan Fraser.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone reads
Someone writes
Something breaks
Something emerges from a book

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Fire
A book
Clouds or smoke
Something from a classic book

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“Mo”
“Reese”
“Inkheart”
“Silvertongue”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
The flying monkeys attack!

Movie Drinking Games: Seven Pounds

Kevin Carr — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:28:57 +0000

Will Smith is back on the big screen, but he’s not fighting vampire-like zombies, aliens from outer space or evil superheroes. This time, he’s taking a dramatic turn. Unfortunately, this dramatic turn runs at about the speed of an old lady driving an old Cadillac.

Try this game and see if you can make it through the movie. Either you’ll pass out from too much booze… or you’ll pass out from sheer boredom.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t have sex if you have a heart condition

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Ben sits and thinks
There’s a flashback
Someone drives a car
The location is a hospital

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
A phone
A jellyfish
Food or drink
A badge or other official ID

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“IRS”
“blind”
“Ben” or “Thomas”
“Emily” or “Posa”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Ben’s secret is revealed

Movie Drinking Games: The Day the Earth Stood Still

Kevin Carr — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 19:36:08 +0000

“If the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the Earth survives.” So says Keanu, aka Klaatu, in the big-budget remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still. This may not be a reason to celebrate, but it gives us some good reasons to drink: 1) We die no matter what, so throw caution to the wind, 2) Aliens just may drop from the sky and destroy us all, and 3) Keanu Reeves still has an acting career.

And now, to cover our butts… This game is only for people over the age of 21. Please drink responsibly, and don’t put the fate of the human race in Keanu’s hands.

TAKE A DRINK WHENEVER….
Someone bleeds
A weapon is fired
Something explodes
Someone touches a video screen

TAKE A DRINK WHEN YOU SEE…
Gort
A sphere
An aerial shot
A helicopter (2 drinks if it’s a CGI helicopter)

TAKE A DRINK WHEN SOMEONE SAYS…
“alien”
“Earth”
“Klaatu”
“die,” “dies,” “dying” or “death”

CHUG YOUR DRINK WHENEVER…
Keanu touches a sphere

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