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While some folks are going to alter their mind before watching the mind-blowing special effects (which will surely result in a literal mind-blowing), others might decide to just get drunk.

So you think you might have what it takes to trick Cameron Diaz to the altar after a night of partying in Las Vegas? Well, you might be deluding yourself, but if you’re gonna make that move, you best get her plenty drunk for it to work.

Well, Dr. McDreamy has finally gotten his big shot at a summer movie. Too bad he’s going up against Iron Man his first week out. This probably makes him regret spending all those years in McDreamy Medical School. So, you might want to have a drink or two to numb the McPain.

Tony Stark ain’t like other superheroes. He’s a drunk, and that’s what makes him so fun. So if Tony Stark can fly around in a metal suit to fight crime while he’s drunk, why can’t you sit in a theater and watch Tony Stark fly around in a metal suit to fight crime while you’re drunk. Here are some pointers.

Neil Patrick Harris demands that you pay this game in some form. And who can argue with NPH? Surely not us mere mortals.

Enjoy this drinking game, and you might be wearing the goggles that turn someone like me into Huge Jackman.

If you’re not pregnant, you can participate in this drinking game. Trust me, these just aren’t as fun if you use straight cranberry juice.

First, Morgan Spurlock ate nothing but McDonalds for a month. And it almost killed him. Now, he’s got his wife pregnant, and he’s looking for Osama Bin Laden. What does that have to do with drinking? Nothing! But that’s not going to stop me from doing it.

Knock a few back to dull the pain in the knowledge that Jason Segel got to make out with two of the hottest actresses in Hollywood today.

What else can you expect from a movie called Zombie Strippers? It’s not going to be an award winner, but you can bet the farm that there will be boobs in it. And I’ll drink to that.

With a name like 88 Minutes, it makes you wonder if there will be 88 drinks in the movie. I have made sure that there will be. If you can’t stomach Al Pacino’s overacting, give it a shot with some booze in the belly.

While Jet Li plays a respectable monk, Jackie Chan is a drunk in the film. But he has such awesome moves, it makes you wonder if you can be as good at martial arts if you were drunk. Now’s your chance… at least to find out if you can watch martial arts while drunk.

Well, this version of Prom Night is PG-13, so you can be assured there’s no nudity or graphic sex. And that sucks. So the next best thing is to bring a date and both get drunk so you can make some nudity and graphic sex of your own. And the good news is that the more you drink, the more you date will start to look like Brittany Snow.

I hate smart people, but I liked Smart People. It reminds me of my family, only without the intellectuals, pot smoking and acrid dysfunction. Still, getting through the characters’ problems in the film can cause you to drink a bit, and here’s some help in that matter…

Duuuuude… It’s Keanuuuuuuu… And he’s playing a dirty cop who drinks vodka from those cute little airline bottles. Don’t we all want to be like Keanu?

If Turistas wasn’t enough, more spring breakers are in peril south of the border with The Ruins. This time, a group of college kids head out to visit some dangerous Mayan ruins in Mexico. And what Mexican vacation wouldn’t be complete without a bottle of tequila at your side.

Leatherheads chronicles the early days of the NFL. Most importantly, it takes place in the midst of prohibition. But you don’t need to worry about prohibition now. Even if it’s illegal for the characters in the movie to drink, that doesn’t mean that you can’t.

I don’t know about you, but I’m getting tired of these war movies. If only I could have drank when I saw the movie. Everyone else does in the film, so why can’t you?

The movie’s funny, and since it’s so British, why not go to a pub and knock back a few pints before, during and after the film. Here’s some help.

Anyone who has ever been to Vegas knows that you get free drinks at the blackjack tables. And while this will cloud your mind and hinder you in counting cards, free drinks would be great in a movie like 21.

So here we are again with another Judd Apatow movie. But it’s different this time. Drillbit Taylor stars Owen Wilson and it’s PG-13. But that shouldn’t stop you from knocking a few back… if you’re of age.

Can you believe it? Another Asian-style horror flick. And while this one isn’t from Japan (it’s from Thailand, originally), it does take place in Japan. So pull up a bottle of sake and toast another Asian-horror remake about haunted cameras and ghosts in pictures… oh, and the awesomely hot Rachael Taylor.

Don’t disrupt the families when you play, and it’s probably not a good idea to do this game at a 1 p.m. show on Saturday.

Please, I beg of you. If you dare see this movie, take a case or two of beer with you. Smuggle it under your coat or something. It’s the only way to enjoy yourself.

I’ll bet that you wish you had sexually compromising pictures of Princess Margaret. But if you don’t, at least you can watch a movie about people trying to steal them.

Do you want to see prehistoric monsters kick the shit out of cavemen on screen? Do you want to see this stuff while you’re drunk?

As it is with many of Will Ferrell’s films, they are funny sober and funnier drunk. So, here’s our contribution to the cause.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t go around kidnapping hot chicks just because you think they’re in trouble.

Sit back and enjoy a few rounds of drinks with Charlie Bartlett. After all, Robert Downey Jr. does.

Please drink responsibly, and don’t freak out if Idi Amin is videotaping an international summit.