Boiling Point

Robert Fure takes his TV watching seriously and you’d better too, or he will hit you. Really.

Resident Rage-aholic has a few too many and starts ranting about alcohol and its consumers on the screen, both big and small.

If a movie ends poorly, the entire experience can go sour in an instant. One such movie that has Robert Fure raging? I am Legend. He is Angry.

Any credibility this site had has gone down the toilet now that Robert Fure rants about fake farts for 500 words.

If you’re going to promise me a super villain, you’d better make him super. Easily knocked out heavy hitters leave me raging.

Robert Fure is tired of lazy cannibals who can’t even bring together enough firewood to roast that succulent leg of lady.

Angry guy Robert Fure takes aim at his beloved horror movies and one of the most irritating aspects of character behavior.

Wow that’s a strong statement. Let’s see how offensive this gets.

Robert Fure, agent of the devil, wants to corrupt your children by not letting you know the full range of dangers contained in the films you watch. Burn him at the stake or just warm up the tar and pluck the feathers?

The subject of nudity is still taboo to this day. Why? Not sure. We’re born naked, we enjoy being naked, and if you’ve planned it right, you die naked. Naked naked naked.

With all two horror releases this weekend, you’d think it was Halloween. But you should know better, since no horror is ever released when it makes sense.

Despite having only three letters instead of four, “fun” is apparently a dirty word these days.

If nobody’s perfect, why are so many films getting a 10 out of 10 these days? Robert Fure aims to bring them back down to Earth through the power of rage.

Something about this GI Joe movie has got Robert Fure past his boiling point – but it’s not what you think it is.

Robert Fure is a nerd and so are you. So why can’t we all just get along?

When your title cards suck its our first hint that your whole movie blows.

Why is it a single punch can knock a man out but repeated bashings from a snow globe can’t? It’s the science of inconsistent forces!

After booze and women, the thing Robert Fure loves most are summer blockbusters and if you’ve got something against them, he’s got a few expletives for you.

Paradoxically, Robert Fure, movie critic, wants to remind you that the things critics say don’t mean shit in this town.

Robert Fure’s been baking in the sun too long and he’s got a few things to say about the battle of good versus evil.