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We’d Like to Californicate with Madeline Zima

Neil Miller — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 18:00:07 +0000

Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by the hit Showtime series Californication’s resident slice of heaven piece of jailbait, Madeline Zima. We have rejoiced in the knowledge that while her character Mia is a 16-year old minx who punches men in the face mid-coitus, Madeline is 23-years old in real life and has shown no evidence of aggression during our limited sexual encounters. And by limited, we of course mean that she has not yet tried to punch us through our computer screens.

Madeline recently got together with the folks at Complex Magazine to produce the following pictorial… Enjoy.

Afternoon Delight is a daily column dedicated to giving you a break from the doldrums of life — by showing you a little skin. Does it mean that we’re becoming the world’s next gossip site? No. Do we like boobs? Absolutely. For more, check out the Afternoon Delight Archive.

Afternoon Delight: Amy Smart’s Sorta Nude Scene in Mirrors

Neil Miller — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:26:32 +0000

Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by Amy Smart and her bare-skinned moments in the thriller Mirrors. I am told that this was one of the highlights of the film, so I thought it would be worth sharing. As you can imagine, the clip below isn’t really safe for the work environment, though, I’ve opened up worse at work.

And if you aren’t into the pseudo-nude scene below, I have included a little Amy Smart gallery below as well.

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And now, Amy Smart in photos:

Afternoon Delight: Megan Fox in a Bra, Getting Wet

Neil Miller — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:11:18 +0000

Today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by How to Lose Friends and Alienate People, which hits theaters this Friday. In the film, the lovely Megan Fox plays Sophie Maes, a character that can only be described as a possibly characature of Fox herself. At least, we can only hope that she has parties in her underwear and randomly walks through cold swimming pools at swanky Hollywood parties…

In honor of the aforementioned performance, we have a little gallery of some of the film’s more titillating moments (read: those that involve Megan Fox in her bra). Of course, having seen the film, I can say that there are more titillating moments, but these are the best of them. Also — the film is pretty damn funny — you should see it.

There is One Good Thing About the New Knight Rider…

Neil Miller — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:32:55 +0000

As is stated above, there is one good thing about the new Knight Rider TV show on NBC, and oddly enough she’s today’s Afternoon Delight. If you saw the premiere last night — and hopefully based on our review, you skipped it — you will have noticed one Deanna Russo starring alongside that weird changeling car as Sarah Graiman. Deanna is a relative newcomer, but has starred in such mind-bending straight-to-DVD brilliance as 2006’s Rest Stop as well as a short stint on The Young and the Restless — hmm, I know Kevin Carr watches that show. Maybe he can tell us more about her performance as Dr. Logan Armstrong.

And by the way, she is quite hot. And to celebrate her hotness, we’ve got a special gallery to share. Enjoy.

For more, check out the Afternoon Delight archive.

Afternoon Delight: Amber Heard Knows What Boys Like

Neil Miller — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:00:09 +0000

Today’s Afternoon Delight is courtesy of actress Amber Heard. You may remember her as Seth Rogen’s 18-year old high school girlfriend from Pineapple Express, or as the psycho-hottie killer in All the Boys Love Mandy Lane. And according to her recent topless FHM photo shoot, I’d say there are worse ways to go if you had to be slain by someone…

The Three Hottest Ladies on TV: Leighton Meester, Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima

Neil Miller — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 18:00:23 +0000

Today’s Afternoon Delight comes to us courtesy of the newly crowned “Hottest Star on TV,” Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester. She beat out Heroes’ cheerleader Hayden Panettiere and Californication’s jailbait sexpot Madeline Zima for the title, as picked by FHM Online.

For good measure, we’ve included shots of the top three on FHM’s list:

1. Leighton Meester, Gossip Girl

2. Hayden Panettiere, Heroes

3. Madeline Zima, Californication

Click Here to see the entire list of TV Hottest Stars from FHM Online

Afternoon Delight: Megan Fox’s Transformers Audition Tape

Neil Miller — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:45:31 +0000

Today’s Afternoon Delight comes courtesy of the chauvinist ways of Michael Bay. Thanks to his “make them hot” mentality, we were delivered Megan Fox’s titillating performance in 2007’s Transformers. As well, she will soon be back in the company of giant robots with next summer’s sequel, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. But before all of that happened, she had to audition for the part…

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Have a Stress Break with the Always Sunny Kaitlin Olsen

Neil Miller — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 18:56:24 +0000

In honor of tonight’s season premiere of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, today’s Afternoon Delight is brought to you by Kaitlin Olsen. And no, she’s not one of those “Olsens.” Though we are pretty sure that if she were in a room with Mary-Kate and Ashley, she would either (a) drink them under the table or (b) kick their asses. Either way, we’d be entertained — and strangely aroused. But enough talk, time for a break…

Kaitlin Olsen Photos [TV.com]

Take a Break with Gossip Girl Blake Lively

Neil Miller — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 18:00:59 +0000

Welcome to FSR’s new pseudo-column “Afternoon Delight.” Over the past few years, we’ve gotten to know many of our readers — we know what you like, what kinds of movies you like and most importantly, what you really look for on the web. That said, we also know that sometimes you need a little break from our blathering… I can feel one coming on right now. That said, we are going to give you a daily break from your workday — a break that will be spent with a not-so-randomly chosen hottie or sexy clip. Consider this a daily gift of delight, from us to all of you.

Today’s Afternoon Delight is Gossip Girl star Blake Lively. While I’m not too happy with the direction of the Dan and Serena storyline in Gossip Girl’s second season so far, I am a fan of Ms. Lively in her summer attire…

Click below to see Blake’s gallery over at Chickopedia.com:

Who Really Cares About This Megan Fox Lesbian Story?

Neil Miller — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:37:32 +0000

Oh right, we do… Introducing “Afternoon Delight,” FSR’s newest psuedo-column — helping you get through the day by providing diversion, as if movie news wasn’t enough to divert you from your own reality.

Today’s afternoon delight is brought to you by a Russian stripper named Nikita who does the slow-grind to the riffs of Joe Perry. She has accomplished what every man on this planet can only dream of doing, the seduction of Megan Fox…

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Oh, and did you hear about this Olivia Wilde connection? That’s worth a double exposure…

Megan Fox was a Teenage Lesbian [GQ Online]

New House Bunny Clip Has Hottie Overload

Neil Miller — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 22:23:41 +0000

A little birdie dropped this little video in my inbox earlier this afternoon, and as a man I feel it necessary to pass it along. As you may recall, there is a lot of “sexiness” and “glamor” in the recently released comedy The House Bunny, which stars Anna Faris as former Playboy bunny trying to run a sorority house. And in this video, we see a little bit more of the sexiness, set to one of the songs from the Pussycat Dolls’ songs that made its way onto the film’s soundtrack. Personally, I would have preferred that they use this clip as the music video for the song, as the real music video had a little too much Britney Spears for my taste.

Anyway, have a look at the video below.

Did you see The House Bunny? If so, what did you think?

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