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Only in America would the Virginia Tech Massacre be knocked off the top story by Alec Baldwin doing what he does best, being an asshole. I’ve listened to the caustic message this fat, former heartthrob left for his bratty pre-teen daughter Ireland, and I have to say that the man’s biggest mistake was saying these things on tape.

It’s like Rob Lowe or R. Kelly. I can’t really blame the guys for getting down and dirty with a trashy, little under-18 whore. Just don’t put it on tape, guys. Trust me, I never do.

Having grown up in New York, I could have told you that Don Imus was a douche bag. But no, you didn’t listen to me. You had to find out the hard way. Now everyone but the Rutger’s women’s basketball team has their jock straps (or whatever they wear) up in a bunch about a little racially insensitive comment. Have you ever listened to Howard Stern? This could be a lot worse.

But I’m not here to talk about Don Imus or racism in the media, I am here to talk about the finest Liquorish Ladies of La-la Land, the most Bodacious Black Bootied Beauties. I am here to give you, America (and the rest of the world) my Top 10 Nappy Headed Hoes of Hollywood. Let’s do this.