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As a Tennessean, I am proud that my state produced the most insane President ever elected to office. That President was Andrew Jackson. And I would like to state my case as to why he needs his own movie.

Mike must infiltrate a group of thieves intending to rob millions of dollars from a Las Vegas casino. KITT saves the day using his super-advanced, “wow me” futuristic, “aw naw that is just too awesome”… headlights. HEADLIGHTS!!

I’ve been a James Bond superfan going on 22 years. Before yesterday, there were only two Bond films I hated–A View to a Kill, and License to Kill. Now there’s a third. Because overall, Quantum of Solace just plain sucked.

Mike, Kitt, and Sarah must stop a pair of young eco-terrorists from I Wanna Rock and Roll All Knight are you kidding me?! I mean, really, are you just trying to be assholes, Knight Rider writers?!

Martin Campbell has resurrected James Bond from the dead. Twice. So why is he not the permanent James Bond director?

A trademark of the Bond film universe, we take a look at the best and worst opening sequences. From gun barrels to paint dripping of the female form, it’s not Bond without the sleek sexiness of the soundtrack over silhouettes.

You’re probably skeptical of the claim made in the title of this article. And well you should be. But I want to believe.

Chill out, Mainstream Media. We’ve already trademarked the word, “Barackumentary.”

Mike and Sarah are on a cargo plane with KITT, returning to the SSC after a mission. A tech is killed at the SSC and KITT’s self-destruct program is activated.

Quantum of Solace is taking over the world and raking in a ton of money. We think Jason Bourne might have something to do with it.

Due to Daylight Saving Time, I actually got the Sunday Cinematic Listology loaded on Sunday. Thanks arbitrary temporal shift! In this edition, we respond to Christopher Nolan’s assertion that there are no good third movies.

You could forget about the math and the swing states, because the outcome of this election was predicted in 1988 by John Carpenter’s film They Live.

AMC’s Horror Hacker started it and we intend to finish it — the debate to see who is the baddest monster hunter in cinematic history.

Clint Eastwood’s next film, which hits theaters in December, is called Gran Torino. And for the record, there’s no part of this film that doesn’t sound awesome.

After months of speculation, Bioware and Lucasarts have announced that a new Star Wars MMORPG (Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game) is, indeed, in the works.

It’s official. Samuel L. Jackson will get more than just a cameo in the next Iron Man – hopefully a lot more.

After watching the pilot and premier episode, I predicted it would only be a matter of a few weeks before Knight Rider was no more. But according to an Entertainment Weekly exclusive, NBC has ordered a full season of the most awful show ever put on television.

Entertainment Weekly has published a real drooler of an article regarding Alias and Lost creator J.J. Abrams’ upcoming Star Trek reboot. That said, its time to break this down.

Really? This show hasn’t been canceled yet? We’re still bothering to review it? Oh well.

Mister Hand is not Bush’s biggest fan, but could Oliver Stone have actually been fair to Bush in his biopic of the sitting president?