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Name: J.L. Sosa
Location: Minnesota
Reject Since: May 2007
Email: jorge@filmschoolrejects.com
Bio: J.L. Sosa is a reporter for the award-winning Hutchinson Leader, a weekly paper in west central Minnesota. His real name is Jorge Luis Sosa, but he goes by J.L. Sosa so you won’t confuse him with Jorge Bolivar Sosa, the baseball player. Jorge Bolivar Sosa is, like, six feet, two inches tall and weighs 180 pounds, while J.L. Sosa is just 5?10? and weighs maybe 150 pounds, soaking wet. But don’t underestimate the power of J.L. Sosa. If you dare to insult Hello Kitty, Drew Barrymore or Stanley Kubrick in his prescence, he will unleash a swift and bloody vengeance upon you, the likes of which has not been seen since the Old Testament.
Posts by J.L. Sosa:
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Horseplay on the Set of Bond 22 Part of the upcoming 22nd Bond film will take place at the equine version of the Death Race 2000. CommanderBond.net posted pics of Daniel Craig watching the Palio di Siena horse race from afar, as crews shot documentary-style footage of the race . Be the First To Comment |
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It slices! It dices! It’s Saw IV! Just when you thought it was safe to play with knives, along comes this Saw IV preview pic to scare you straight. Rope of Silicon has unveiled this tasty sampling of one the new Jigsaw traps, designed to cut a victim’s head into five pieces. f you think this looks gross in your browser window, just imagine seeing it projected on a 30-foot-high screen. Be the First To Comment |
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Just when you thought the Jurassic Park series had finally been put to rest, we get news of a fourth film. Surprisingly, some of the original cast are coming back. Some are definitely not. But the biggest surprise has nothing to do with the human castmembers. Read on and be amazed. Comments (89) |
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Pedophiles! Transform and roll out! The popular ’80s anime series, VOLTRON, is slated for a live-action film adaptation. New Regency, a 20th Century Fox affiliate, and, Mark Gordon Co., producers of the series GREY’S ANATOMY, are nearing a deal on developing the film, according to Variety. Be the First To Comment |
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Twenty Reasons Why Pirates are the New Jedi Why is the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy the coolest action fantasy franchise since Star Wars? Because the POTC team learned from the best. They’re not plagiarists per se, but they sure borrowed a lot of winning elements from Lucas’ creation. Comments (8) |
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With a production budget rumored to be $350 million, Spider-Man 3 is about 22 times more expensive than Sam Raimi’s 1990 superhero film, Darkman. |
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Phantasm is one of the most underrated horror films of all time. Sure, there’s an army of drooling fanboys out there who wank all over it and its string of sequels, but it still hasn’t achieved the household-name status it deserves. |
