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Name: J.L. Sosa
Location: Minnesota
Reject Since: May 2007
Email: jorge@filmschoolrejects.com
Bio: J.L. Sosa is a reporter for the award-winning Hutchinson Leader, a weekly paper in west central Minnesota. His real name is Jorge Luis Sosa, but he goes by J.L. Sosa so you won’t confuse him with Jorge Bolivar Sosa, the baseball player. Jorge Bolivar Sosa is, like, six feet, two inches tall and weighs 180 pounds, while J.L. Sosa is just 5?10? and weighs maybe 150 pounds, soaking wet. But don’t underestimate the power of J.L. Sosa. If you dare to insult Hello Kitty, Drew Barrymore or Stanley Kubrick in his prescence, he will unleash a swift and bloody vengeance upon you, the likes of which has not been seen since the Old Testament.
Posts by J.L. Sosa:
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An American Werewolf Could Return to London, Says Landis An American Werewolf in London was far-and-away the best of a bumper crop of lycanthropic flicks to emerge in the early ’80s. Now AAWiL’s writer and director, John Landis, says he’s keen to remake his own horror/black comedy classic. Comments (2) |
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De Palma Goes A-Stranglin’ in New Thriller Brian De Palma’s forthcoming serial killer thriller will boast an unusual marketing gimmick: If you don’t go see it, De Palma will personally come to your house and strangle you. Just kidding. Be the First To Comment |
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Brett Ratner Envisions Kid-Friendly ‘Beverly Hills Cop 4′ I’m sure Brett Ratner is a nice enough guy. But watching his movies has been clinically proven to cause acute cerebral hemorrhaging in lab rats. Comments (6) |
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Val Kilmer and 50 Cent to Star in Katrina Flick with Idiotic Title Val Kilmer, 50 Cent and Sharon Stone will star in a film about two policemen battling the chaos that reigned in New Orleans in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, according to Variety. Comments (2) |
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Exclusive: The Real Story Behind ‘The Forlorn’ Apparently we were wrong the first time, but now we’ve got the info to set the record straight about Crispin Glover’s (potential) next flick. Be the First To Comment |
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Crispin Glover — He’s What’s for Dinner Crispin Glover will star in a forthcoming film about the Donner Party. Comments (4) |
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David S. Goyer Will Scare the Dybbuk Outta Ya Screenwriter, director and all-around badass muthafucka David S. Goyer is working on a supernatural thriller about a dybbuk. Be the First To Comment |
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Exclusive Interview: ‘Whip It’ Screenwriter Dishes Some Details Scribe Shauna Cross talks about her upcoming film, what its like to have Drew Barrymore directing and who may be starring. We’ve got the juicy details just one click away. Comments (9) |
