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Name: Maggie Van Ostrand
Location: Pine Mountain, CA
Reject Since: January 2007
Email: maggie@filmschoolrejects.com

Bio: Born in New York, Maggie has been active in the entertainment industry in Hollywood and Beverly Hills for a number of years. Her favorite job was seat saver at the Oscars, and she once danced with James Stewart. She is a member of National Society of Newspaper Columnists, the Erma Bombeck Writers Group, Society of Women Writers and Journalists (U.K .), contributing editor and weekly columnist for www.texasescapes.com, and contributing editor and monthly columnist for www.mexconnect.com . When there is no writers strike, she ghostwrites for television sit coms and stand-ups. Maggie has written for FSR for over a year — it just seems longer. She can also be found on her own site, MaggieVanOstrand.com.


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Cher’s Manager Talks About Ridiculous Catwoman Rumor

Cher’s Manager Talks About Ridiculous Catwoman Rumor

Cher’s in the news again, rumored to be considered for the juicily sexy role of Catwoman opposite Christian Bale in the next Batman.

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Spotting Hitch: Help with Finding Hitchcock’s Cameos

Spotting Hitch: Help with Finding Hitchcock’s Cameos

Known for his visual style, one of his most famous visuals was himself. Alfred Hitchcock is famous for his cameos, but sometimes he’s hard to find. Grab your DVD player, and we’ll help you find him.

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Be Really Offended, Check Out ‘Lenny’

Be Really Offended, Check Out ‘Lenny’

There’s been a lot of outrage flying around the cinematic world recently. Protest in the street and write strongly worded letters all you want, but if you really want to be offended, check out this flick.

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Tom Cruise Suits Up, Brings the ‘Thunder’

Tom Cruise Suits Up, Brings the ‘Thunder’

Fat, follicle-free, and funny, Tom Cruise may yet get back in favor with his formerly rabid fans in his role as Les Grossman, the overweight, foul-mouthed, bald studio head in Ben Stiller’s Tropic Thunder.

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The Dark Knight Sets Another Box Office Milestone

The Dark Knight Sets Another Box Office Milestone

The Dark Knight has passed $400 million domestic in 18 days, a feat that took 2nd place Shrek 43 days to accomplish.

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Oscar Campaign Begins for Heath Ledger

Oscar Campaign Begins for Heath Ledger

An early whispering campaign has already begun in Hollywood for a posthumous Oscar to be awarded to Heath Ledger for his brilliant performance of the villainous Joker in Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight.

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‘The Edge of Love’ Drives Us to the Edge of Boredom

‘The Edge of Love’ Drives Us to the Edge of Boredom

When the Welsh poet Dylan Thomas said “Somebody’s boring me. I think it’s me,” he may have just seen The Edge of Love, allegedly based on his own life.

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The Incredible Hulk Gets Kidnapped

The Incredible Hulk Gets Kidnapped

The scene of the crime is Lowell, Mass. Bereaved fans are awaiting a ransom call from the kidnappers of The Incredible Hulk.

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The Pope Isn’t Feeling This ‘Angels & Demons’ Flick

The Pope Isn’t Feeling This ‘Angels & Demons’ Flick

The Vatican has banned Angels & Demons from filming in any church in the City of Rome on the charge that it is an “offense against God” and “wounds common religious feelings.” We wonder how God let them know He was offended.

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Jon Voight to Mess with Jack Bauer’s Day Plans

Jon Voight to Mess with Jack Bauer’s Day Plans

Not since Dennis Hopper was cast as Serbian nationalist, Victor Drazen, in Season 1, has 24 cast such an A-List star.

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AMAA Says The Incredible Hulk is Smokin’, In the Wrong Kind of Way

AMAA Says The Incredible Hulk is Smokin’, In the Wrong Kind of Way

We are not kidding about this, unfortunately — the AMAA is claiming that there is too much smoking in The Incredible Hulk, and that it should be downgraded to an R rating. Personally, we want to know what they’re on…

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Eastwood’s Changeling Set to Open October 24th

Eastwood’s Changeling Set to Open October 24th

It’s unlikely Spike Lee will attend the opening.

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Casting Future Remakes: Who Should Play Who?

Casting Future Remakes: Who Should Play Who?

As a tribute to Hollywood’s mega hits, I have come up with a new game to entice fanboys and fangirls into theaters: Casting remakes not yet made.

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Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie Pushed to 2009

Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie Pushed to 2009

Tom Cruise’s next flop has been taken off the schedule. It was first postponed from this summer to next autumn. Now it’s not expected to open until 2009. Or perhaps not at all.

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What Scares the Stars? - Movie Star Phobias

What Scares the Stars? - Movie Star Phobias

Some people are scared of one thing (Freud was afraid of ferns), and some people are scared of everything.. Take Woody Allen. He suffers from many phobias, including Arachibutyrophobia — fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth.

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Sex and the City: The Movie Goes Bigger than Big

Sex and the City: The Movie Goes Bigger than Big

Want to film at locations in New York where nobody else gets permission to film? Want to have an Oscar-winning actress be your personal assistant? Want to wear a ton of Tiffany every day? Well, maybe you can’t, but Carrie Bradshaw can.

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The Ten Most Gross and Disgusting Celebrity Deaths

The Ten Most Gross and Disgusting Celebrity Deaths

Compared to the grotesque, disgusting and sometimes even creative celebrity deaths in yesterday’s world of entertainment, death by drug overdose in today’s show business world (real or accidental) seems an almost gentle way to check out.

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“We Are Spoiled, Spoiled, Spoiled,” says Laura Linney

“We Are Spoiled, Spoiled, Spoiled,” says Laura Linney

Laura Linney talks about her upcoming role in the HBO miniseries about John Adams.

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Barack Obama Votes for The Godfather

Barack Obama Votes for The Godfather

Obama’s second favorite movie is, you guessed it, Godfather II.

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DVD Review: Damages: The Complete First Season

DVD Review: Damages: The Complete First Season

Damages can best be described as The Devil Wears Prada meets Basic Instinct, and not in a good way.

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Oscar Week: Award Show or Snooze Fest?

Oscar Week: Award Show or Snooze Fest?

The answer is ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

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The Best Films That Never Won a Best Picture Oscar

The Best Films That Never Won a Best Picture Oscar

Sure, there have been many great Best Picture winners. But what about all the great losers in Oscar history?

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Oscar Winner Chris Walken Wears a Bra to Harvard

Oscar Winner Chris Walken Wears a Bra to Harvard

Christopher Walken picks up his Harvard Hasty Pudding Man of the Year Award in style.

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Coen Brothers to Adapt The Yiddish Policemen’s Union

Coen Brothers to Adapt The Yiddish Policemen’s Union

Joel and Ethan Coen will write and direct the Alaskan murder mystery, set in a fictional Jewish settlement.

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Hilary Swank Goes Airborne As Amelia Earhart

Hilary Swank Goes Airborne As Amelia Earhart

Hilary Swank follows in the footsteps of Katharine Hepburn and Diane Keaton.

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WGA Strike: The End May Be in Sight

WGA Strike: The End May Be in Sight

Friday and Saturday talks could lead to an end to the WGA strike as soon as next week.

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Cruise’s UA Inks Paul Haggis’ Hwy61

Cruise’s UA Inks Paul Haggis’ Hwy61

Say what you will about Tom Cruise, but he and partner Paula Wagner are making all the right moves with their United Artist Studios.

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WGA OK’s Grammy Show

WGA OK’s Grammy Show

The Writers Guild announced its interim agreement with producers of the Grammy Awards show.

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Singleton Gets a Woody

Singleton Gets a Woody

FSR hopes Singleton gets his Woody.

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David Lynch Says He’s Lost Touch With Hollywood

David Lynch Says He’s Lost Touch With Hollywood

David Lynch told Reelz Channel that he doesn’t know anything about Hollywood today. We tried to reach him, but he doesn’t have a blog where we can leave a comment…

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