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Name: Cole Abaius
Location: Austin, TX
Reject Since: August 2006
Email: cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com

Bio: Someone knows I'm Hannah Montana.


Posts by Cole Abaius:

Soderbergh Wants Sasha Grey to Be His Girlfriend and So Do We

Soderbergh Wants Sasha Grey to Be His Girlfriend and So Do We

The Academy Award-winning director has done some hot non-traditional casting in search of his Girlfriend Experience.

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Dig Up the Roots of Horror with ‘Nosferatu’

Dig Up the Roots of Horror with ‘Nosferatu’

We already have an entry for today’s 31 Days of Horror, but we couldn’t resist profiling this classic horror film for this week’s Old Ass Movies.

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Review: In Regards to Your Movie, ‘W.’

Review: In Regards to Your Movie, ‘W.’

Dear Oliver Stone, what the hell was that?

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Heavy Drinking and Denial in New Quantum of Solace Clips

Heavy Drinking and Denial in New Quantum of Solace Clips

The production has released some new videos to keep us on the edge of our seat, but instead of showing us some gunfire, fistfights or some revenge-filled explosions, these videos seem to show that Bond, James Bond has turned to the bottle and denying his love for Vesper.

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Exclusive: The Director of ‘Let the Right One In’ Talks About His Fear of Blood Loss

Exclusive: The Director of ‘Let the Right One In’ Talks About His Fear of Blood Loss

We sat down (over the phone) with Tomas Alfredson, the director of the vampire coming-of-age film that’s getting incredible buzz and a limited release on October 24th.

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Surprise: Most of Those ‘Pirates of the Carribean 4′ Rumors Are False

Surprise: Most of Those ‘Pirates of the Carribean 4′ Rumors Are False

Depp isn’t getting $50 million. Russell Brand isn’t co-starring. The Earth is still round.

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New Frightening Poster for Pixar’s ‘Up’

New Frightening Poster for Pixar’s ‘Up’

A little company called Pixar has a new poster Up on the web. Get it? It’s a pun because that’s also the name of the movie. Clever, we know.

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Ridley Scott’s Return to Sci-Fi Will Be a ‘Forever War’

Ridley Scott’s Return to Sci-Fi Will Be a ‘Forever War’

It’s been almost 25 years since Joe Haldeman’s novel’s debut, but Ridley Scott may finally bring it to a theater near you.

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Found: Captain America in The Incredible Hulk

Found: Captain America in The Incredible Hulk

Thanks to our intrepid friend EGamb from NYC and our very own addiction to watching the Alternate Scenes feature on all of our DVDs, we caught this awesome, nanosecond glimpse of Captain America in Louis Leterrier’s The Incredible Hulk.

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The Deep End: The Art of Irony

The Deep End: The Art of Irony

To those who don’t spend several hours a day debating whether Godfather was better than Godfather II (it is), and an entire day watching The Lord of the Rings trilogy as a personal challenge, the idea of film as literature probably seems radical.

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De Palma’s Boston Stranglers to Start Killing Spree Next Spring

De Palma’s Boston Stranglers to Start Killing Spree Next Spring

According to the producer, the project should have a script by this week and be on track to roll cameras early next year.

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Guillermo del Toro Won’t Go Topless for ‘Frankenstein’

Guillermo del Toro Won’t Go Topless for ‘Frankenstein’

We already knew del Toro was going to take on Frankenstein. We didn’t realize he’d be keeping his clothes on for it.

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Get Scared Old School Style with Universal’s ‘Frankenstein’

Get Scared Old School Style with Universal’s ‘Frankenstein’

If you don’t think a 77-year old movie can make you wet your pants and think about your own existence, you haven’t seen James Whale’s Frankenstein.

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Review: In Regards to Your Movie, ‘Religulous’

Review: In Regards to Your Movie, ‘Religulous’

To Whom it May Concern: I doubt I’m the first to break it to you, but your film is only going to appeal to one group of people. According to your facts and figures, that group of people comprises 16% of the population.

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Celebrate The Financial Meltdown with ‘The More the Merrier’

Celebrate The Financial Meltdown with ‘The More the Merrier’

We may be homeless, but we kept our DVD player. If you can get your Netflix delivery sent to The Corner of Lincoln Park Behind the Third Bush, make a toast to the New Great Depression and watch this classic comedy.

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Does the Plot to Eagle Eye Make Any Sense?

Does the Plot to Eagle Eye Make Any Sense?

Speaking of long stories people shouldn’t subjected to, Eagle Eye came out in theaters on Friday. Let’s just say, the Logic Nazi on this project really screwed the pooch.

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Review: In Regards to Your Movie, ‘Nights in Rodanthe’

Review: In Regards to Your Movie, ‘Nights in Rodanthe’

Due to the way he was affected by his screening of Nights in Rodanthe, Cole Abaius has decided to forego the standard review format. Instead, he will review the film in the form of an open letter to the filmmakers.

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Choke Director Clark Gregg Takes Us Back to His Hotel Room

Choke Director Clark Gregg Takes Us Back to His Hotel Room

For the record, Clark Gregg did not have his fly down for the entire interview.

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Exclusive: Chuck Palahniuk Tells Us About Getting Filthy, Falling in Love, and Choke

Exclusive: Chuck Palahniuk Tells Us About Getting Filthy, Falling in Love, and Choke

Seven minutes into my conversation with Chuck Palahniuk, I’m still not sure that he exists.

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Seven Films That Are Served Best with a Drink…or Six

Seven Films That Are Served Best with a Drink…or Six

Here at FSR, we don’t condone drinking unless it’s done to excess or while watching films. Luckily, we sobered up long enough to offer some cinematic libations for you to enjoy responsibly.

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Dreamworks Merges with India’s Reliance to Form Studio

Dreamworks Merges with India’s Reliance to Form Studio

500 Million + 700 Million = A new filmmaking partner for Spielberg and Dreamworks.

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Discuss: Should Anna Faris Play More Serious Roles?

Discuss: Should Anna Faris Play More Serious Roles?

Anna Faris is pulling out of the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno because it’s too serious a role. Is she right to stick to comedy?

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STFU: Do Not Fear the Recent Outbreak of Beastiality

STFU: Do Not Fear the Recent Outbreak of Beastiality

Apparently Kevin Carr is fine with dudes talking about making it with animals, but he gets his chest hair in a bunch when it’s an attractive young female edging toward beast-love.

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A Handy User’s Guide for Tricking People Into Acting Foolish for Your Film

A Handy User’s Guide for Tricking People Into Acting Foolish for Your Film

You had the concept, the financing, and some production partners, but you were waiting to see if the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the earth by creating a black hole at its core and if Team Sacha Baron Cohen was going to survive the myriad lawsuits stemming from their sneaky interviewing malfeasance.

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But Then I Got High: A ‘Weeds’ Season 4 Recap

But Then I Got High: A ‘Weeds’ Season 4 Recap

The last episode of Season Three wasn’t exactly the cliff hanger that we’ve seen in seasons past, giving us a little time to breathe and question where Nancy and her crew could go next. Now that Season 4 is over, we can breathe again. Sort of.

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‘Battle in Seattle’ is Gripping and Intense from Start to Finish

‘Battle in Seattle’ is Gripping and Intense from Start to Finish

Perhaps I should just scrawl it on a placard: Battle in Seattle is an indie that deserves to stand out.

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The Stretch: Find True Love in Fight Club

The Stretch: Find True Love in Fight Club

If you thought Fight Club was about violence and chaos, you were wrong. If you thought it was a retelling of Romeo and Juliet, you might be on to something.

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The Ten Best Samuel L. Jackson Movies

The Ten Best Samuel L. Jackson Movies

Samuel L. Jackson has been in 7,000 films, but we took on the cyclopean task of finding the Ten Best. We also got a Word-of-the-Day calendar and have been dying to use ‘cyclopean’ in a sentence.

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Editorial: Is the Iraq War Propelling the Superhero Film Phenomenon?

Editorial: Is the Iraq War Propelling the Superhero Film Phenomenon?

Based on our cultural history, box office numbers, and the self-evident explosion of superhero films that’s taken place since 2003, it seems clear that The Iraq War is a major factor in one of the largest business trends in recent Hollywood history.

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New Quantum of Solace Trailer is Bloody, Dirty, Beautiful

New Quantum of Solace Trailer is Bloody, Dirty, Beautiful

After watching the first full-length trailer for Quantum of Solace, I can understand why Bond appears on the cover of Empire this month with the phrase “The Bloodiest Bond Ever” floating ominously nearby.

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