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Name: Cole Abaius
Location: Washington, DC
Reject Since: August 2006
Email: cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com

Bio: Cole is a robot that's been programmed to write movie news. He lives in the basement of the FSR offices.


Posts by Cole Abaius:

Trends: Is Indie Film Destined to Die and Be Reborn?

Trends: Is Indie Film Destined to Die and Be Reborn?

Despite the fad-like popularity of indie films looming over the entire industry, threatening to forever destroy corporate-behemoths in a flurry of democratic, fan-based economic coups d’etat - the reality of independent film is much bleaker.

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More Details About Anna Faris’ Raging ‘Inferno’

More Details About Anna Faris’ Raging ‘Inferno’

This movie, more than any other, has given us the opportunity for excellently misleading titles. As we reported back in September, in another misleadingly titled news piece, Anna Faris will be strapping on her work boots to play Linda Lovelace in the upcoming biopic also misleadingly titled Inferno.

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BREAKING: A Description of a Teaser Trailer is Now Online!

BREAKING: A Description of a Teaser Trailer is Now Online!

Your face will explode all over your monitor when you see this description of a teaser trailer!

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Fall in Love with Greta Garbo in Ninotchka

Fall in Love with Greta Garbo in Ninotchka

1939 is celebrated as one of the greatest single years of cinematic achievement in the history of the art. In honor of that Golden Era, I wanted to spotlight perhaps the least known Best Picture nominee of that year - Ninotchka.

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J. Michael Straczinski Talks Silver Surfer Stand Alone Film

J. Michael Straczinski Talks Silver Surfer Stand Alone Film

Screenwriter J. Michael Straczynski who sat down with AMC’s Blog to talk a bit about all the great stuff he’s got lined up (and that I’ve been paid millions of dollars to say I’m excited about). Cha-ching!

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Angelina Jolie Considers Living in Sin City

Angelina Jolie Considers Living in Sin City

So far all we’ve gotten have been false starts and the teaser trailers for The Spirit to keep Sin City fans company. Now, we might have Angelina Jolie to add to that company.

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Your Mission: Sneak Into Your Local Megaplex

Your Mission: Sneak Into Your Local Megaplex

In honor of Secret Agent Week here at Film School Rejects, I’ve been asked to share my genius methods with the hopes that you too can become a master of ducking the airtight security systems found at every major theater chain in the country.

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Comic-Con Crowds to Choose Who The Hulk Will Fight Next

Comic-Con Crowds to Choose Who The Hulk Will Fight Next

Coming off a weekend of positive buzz and strong reviews, The Incredible Hulk director, Louis Leterrier has told the MTV Movies Blog that if he gets to helm the sequel, he’ll leave it up to the fans to decide who the green menace faces in the next installment.

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