
Name: Dr. Cole Abaius
Location: Austin, TX
Reject Since: August 2006
Email: cole.abaius@filmschoolrejects.com
Bio: Despite speculation, I am not actually Walter Mathau's grandson. See? I can't even spell his name right.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, A Word from Werner Herzog Bust out your lucky crack pipe and check out what Werner Herzog has to say about his latest work, The Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Comments |
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Daily Diversion: Titular Lines You might want to play it over and over. A quick video of some iconic movie titles delivered by the movies themselves. Comments |
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‘Taken’ Director ‘Signals’ For ‘More’ ‘Action’ Two of those words in single quotation marks are movie titles. I’ll let you guess which ones. Suspense! Comments |
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Galifianakis Might Fall Off a Wall for ‘Shrek’ Spin-Off The beard enthusiast (and sometimes actor) is in talks to voice Humpty Dumpty. Beats getting high and agreeing to G-Force. Comments |
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‘Experimental Activity’ Pretends It’s Something It’s Not Will changing your name to mimic a big success from the year yield new success? What flavor are your nightmares? Comments |
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Get Excited: Grainy Pictures of the ‘Clash of the Titans’ Posters Sure, these posters look like they are turning out great, but there’s a noticeable lack of any robotic, gold-plated owls. Comments |
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Uwe Boll’s ‘Darfur’ Trailer Cannot Spell Step one to being taken seriously: Make a socially conscious film. Step two: Have a typo in the trailer. Comments |
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How Much Would It Cost to Film in Space? So Wes Anderson wants to film in space eh? We didn’t think he was serious either, but we ran some numbers just in case. Comments |
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WHAT THE: ‘Tucker and Dale Versus Evil’ Trailer is Genius Remember all those times that rednecks attacked you and your friends on Spring Break in the woods? Turns out you were the assholes. Comments |
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Reject Radio: Episode 24: That Mockingbird is Gonna Sail Away This week, on a very special episode of Reject Radio, we laugh and cry about the state of independent filmmaking while eating leftover Halloween candy. Comments |
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Tony Scott to Helm ‘Showgirls 3′ with Men in Bowties and Spandex Hot. Nude. Buff. Dudes. Comments |
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Jessica Biel Has Sex Every Day For ‘F*cking Engaged’ With a headline like that, we’ve either become a magazine you buy in line at the grocery store or it’s actual casting news. Cross your fingers! Comments |
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‘The Tourist’ Gets Traveling Money, Sets Out in February For some reason we’ve been following The Tourist a little too closely. I’m starting to think he suspects something. Comments |
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Old Ass Horror Films Being Released for the First Time A bunch of old flicks are being released this Halloween with more greats slated for the end of the year. Comments |
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Can This New ‘Avatar’ Trailer Turn It All Around? So far the buzz surrounding Avatar has been less than stellar. Now, the day before the preview of the HD trailer, we get a high quality foreign trailer that might turn those frowns upside down. And turn them into smiles. Just making sure you got that. Comments |
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Movies We Love: A League of Their Own “We are the members of the All American League. We come from cities near & far. We have got Canadians, Irish ones & Swedes. We are all for one, we are one for all, we are all American!” Comments |
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Review: Michael Jackson’s This Is It This Is It is a stunning look at something that’s both epic and personal. Beautiful. Thrilling. Revealing. This film is a great documentary that delivers a larger-than-life figure in his natural environment as both a mega-celebrity and just a man standing alone on a stage. Comments |
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Reject Radio: Episode 23: Mi Casa, Su Casa This week on a very special Reject Radio, special guest Peter Hall from Cinematical threatens us with a pumpkin carving knife and digs into the horror flicks that rolled out randomly (in October of all months!) last week. We also talk more intelligently about Antichrist than anyone else so far. Comments |
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Damon, Brolin Complete Window Dressing for ‘True Grit’ Two huge names in acting have signed on to join the Coen Brothers in Indian Territory. So why am I not totally excited? Comments |
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Butler Sets Sights on ‘Slide,’ Hopes for ‘Happyness’ Director The actor’s production company, Evil Twins, plans on telling the story of a former baseball player who becomes the talk of the suburbs. Is Butler making Eastbound and Down: The Movie? I hope not. Comments |