
Name: Clayton L. White
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Reject Since: February 2007
Email: stinky_booties@hotmail.com
Bio: Clayton is 24 years old and is attending college. He was born and raised in Souther Ohio, and became a film fanatic at the age of six. He now considers himself a snob when it comes to film, but he will watch anything once, and relishes the opportunity to force his opinions on the world. Clayton lis married and has a young son, who is becoming quite the critic himself. The three of them live in Columbus, and chances are, at least one of them is watching a movie right now.

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Michael Bay has been polluting the cinematic world for well over a decade now. His films have gone from bad (Bad Boys) to worse (The Island), and he’s established himself as a sort of modern day Edward D. Wood Jr., albeit one with far more money in his wallet, and far less passion in [...] Comments |
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In the mid 1970’s through the early ’80’s a small group of filmmakers emerged from Down Under to create a sort of Australian New Wave. This group consisted of directors like George Miller (Mad Max)and Gillian Armstrong (My Brilliant Career), and actors such as Judy Davis, Mel Gibson, and Nicole Kidman. All would go on [...] Comments |
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Wait a second. A samurai movie that focuses on relationships and family? That’s right. Yoji Yamada’s The Twilight Samurai is unlike any samurai film I’ve ever seen, and that’s a good thing. The story is set in mid 1800’s Japan, and the focus is a man named Sebei Iguchi (Hiroyuki Sanada), [...] Comments |
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Based on the novel by Zoe Heller, adapted for the screen by Patrick Marber (Closer), and starring Judi Dench and Cate Blanchett, Notes on a Scandal seems to be a typical bigger budget extension of Masterpiece Theater, so you can imagine my surprise after putting the DVD in. This is a film that works [...] Comments |
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The first thing that struck me about Stephen Frears’ The Queen is that the film is an incredibly intimate portrait of two remarkably courageous women. On the one hand, we have Queen Elizabeth II, on the other, Diana, Princess of Wales. These women are important, famous, and powerful individuals, but the film treats them both as human beings as common as you and me. This is not the story of one woman’s stubbornness as a result of centuries of tradition, but instead a battle of wills between two people who had once been related through marriage. The only problem is that one of these women continues the battle, even when the other is being prepared to go to her grave. Comments |
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Those of you out there, like me, who didn’t get a chance to catch Little Children in a theater, take heed. Here’s your chance to see one of the best films of 2006. Todd Field (In the Bedroom) has returned to the director’s chair after a five year hiatus, and he delivers one of the bravest and most honest films of recent years. He has made a film that seems to go against everything that Hollywood usually offers us. This is a strong film with provocative subject matter, made for mature audiences that want to be challenged. Comments |
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Back in 2002, a man by the name of Joe Carnahan hit the movie scene with a film called Narc. The film was a typical routine cop thriller, but it was done well. It was stylish, well acted, and fairly intelligent. Most importantly, it made Joe Carnahan a name to remember. This was a director with promise, a filmmaker on the rise. After the success of that film, Carnahan signed on to direct Mission Impossible III, but after months of preproduction Carnahan left the project due to “creative differences” (that’s Hollywood slang for getting canned). Now, to some filmmakers that could be a huge roadblock, but Carnahan was smart enough to know that he had to act quick in order to save his career. The result, sadly, is Smokin’ Aces. Comments |
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Alfred Hitchcock’s The Man Who Knew Too Much is the only film of his that he remade. The original was released in 1934 to great success, and so was the 1956 version. Some critics still prefer the original, but personally, anytime Hitch and Jimmy Stewart teamed up they churned out a classic. [...] Comments |
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Over the next week or so, I’m going to be immersing myself in some of Alfred Hitchcock’s lesser known classics. I will review them as I go along, for a bit of a retrospective on a master filmmaker’s most underrated work. I decided to start with Marnie. |
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The Pursuit of Happyness is the American debut of Italian director Gabriele Muccino (the original Last Kiss), and he’s proven that he’ll probably have a decent career in Hollywood, if he can continue to churn out more sugary tripe like this film. Based on a true story about a man named Chris Gardner, the [...] Comments |
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It wasn’t long ago that talk of Japanese cinema was limited to the masterpieces of Akira Kurosawa (Rashomon, Seven Samurai, Ikiru, Ran), but as each decade passes the movie going public are discovering more and more the films of Kon Ichikawa ( The Burmese Harp), Yasujiro Ozu (Tokyo Story), and Kenji Mizoguchi (Ugetsu). With [...] Comments |
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How refreshing is it to see a “classic” movie that actually lives up to it’s status? Everything is right in Otto Preminger’s Anatomy of a Murder. The script by Wendell Mayes is as witty and sharp today as it was in 1959. Saul Bass’ opening credits are mesmerizing. Preminger’s direction is [...] Comments |
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With every performance, Christian Bale adds to the fact that he is the worlds most interesting actor. Look at his most recent performances, The Prestige, The New World, Batman Begins, The Machinist, and this movie, all different characters, yet Bale inhabits them so completely that we believe every one. What I admire [...] Comments |
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You know something is wrong with the world when Saw III has competition for the title of worst movie of the year. To be fair, I know this is a movie geared towards children and their families, but it’s still horrible. What upsets me the most about this wave of fantasy films that [...] Comments |