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Name: Robert Fure
Location: Hollywood, CA
Reject Since: September 2006
Email: robert@filmschoolrejects.com

Bio: Born in Harrisburg, PA and educated on the streets of Washington, DC (read: American University), Robert is a recent transplant to the Los Angeles area with a passion for horror and action and a desire to write for the screen. When not watching movies or TV, he dabbles in weight lifting, tae kwon do, competitive shooting, beach lounging and hedonism.


Posts by Robert Fure:

Californication 3.3 Review – Verities & Balderdash

Californication 3.3 Review – Verities & Balderdash

In the third episode of the third season, Hank attempts to juggle three women sexually and at least two emotionally. This will always end well.

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31 Days of Horror: Offspring

31 Days of Horror: Offspring

The Coroner chimes in with a detailed review of Jack Ketchum’s Offspring, a surprisingly violent film that hit the child-violence spot, but may not entertain all.

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Boiling Point: Get Real, Cannibals

Boiling Point: Get Real, Cannibals

Robert Fure is tired of lazy cannibals who can’t even bring together enough firewood to roast that succulent leg of lady.

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31 Days of Horror: Seed

31 Days of Horror: Seed

In search of good and powerful horror, you’ve got to explore all open doors, even if those doors lead to the office of Uwe Boll.

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Coroner’s Report: Staunton Hill

Coroner’s Report: Staunton Hill

The Coroner takes a hike up Staunton Hill and thinks the view is pretty rotten – and not in a good way.

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Recaps: Californication Season 3, Episodes 1 and 2

Recaps: Californication Season 3, Episodes 1 and 2

Hank Moody is back as the rock star author turned professor in Season 3 of the Showtime hit Californication.

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31 Days of Horror: Satan’s Little Helper

31 Days of Horror: Satan’s Little Helper

Satan’s Little Helper is an enjoyable, self-aware horror movie that takes place on Halloween, making it a perfect October choice for your viewing pleasure.

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31 Days of Horror: Child’s Play

31 Days of Horror: Child’s Play

Our 31 Days of Horror Coverage adopts a theme – children – and what better way to kick that theme off than with a murderous child’s doll?

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31 Days of Horror: Midnight Meat Train

31 Days of Horror: Midnight Meat Train

All aboard the Midnight Meat Train for a bloody, violent trip through the New York Subway. So basically a pretty normal night caught on film.

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Boiling Point: Pull the Trigger

Boiling Point: Pull the Trigger

Angry guy Robert Fure takes aim at his beloved horror movies and one of the most irritating aspects of character behavior.

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31 Days of Horror: Nerdcore Goes Horror

31 Days of Horror: Nerdcore Goes Horror

We’ve got some steamy pics of some ultra hot horror ladies from the Nerdcore 2010 Horror Themed Calendar! Check out Nudie Poltergeist, C-Cup Carrie, Full Frontal Frankenstein, and the Psycho Shower!

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Coroner’s Report: Fear Itself

Coroner’s Report: Fear Itself

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And bad made for TV horror. ~ The Coroner. Luckily for us all, Fear Itself isn’t all bad.

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Spotlight On: The Universe S2 on Blu-ray

Spotlight On: The Universe S2 on Blu-ray

Take a journey through our Universe in glorious high definition and get your nerd on with this awesome History Channel series.

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Remake Machine Churns Out a Wicked Trailer for ‘The Crazies’

Remake Machine Churns Out a Wicked Trailer for ‘The Crazies’

Another George Romero flick, this one dealing with “sort of zombies” instead of actual ones, gets the remake treatment and we’ve got a surprisingly awesome trailer for you.

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31 Days of Horror: Jack Brooks Monster Slayer

31 Days of Horror: Jack Brooks Monster Slayer

If you’ve ever felt mad at the world and wanted to get back at it by punching it square in the face or if you’ve ever seen your family torn apart by a hairy monster, you definitely need to know Jack.

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31 Days of Horror: Dog Soldiers

31 Days of Horror: Dog Soldiers

To start 31 Days of Horror off with a bang, or a series of gunshots, we first look to Neil Marshall’s excellent werewolf film, Dog Soldiers.

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31 Days of Horror Rises Again

31 Days of Horror Rises Again

If its October (it is!) then that means its time for 31 Days of Horror, your first and last stop for all your horror movie lovin’ needs.

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Boiling Point: Kill More Kids

Boiling Point: Kill More Kids

Wow that’s a strong statement. Let’s see how offensive this gets.

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Coroner’s Report: Red Velvet

Coroner’s Report: Red Velvet

The Coroner likes Red Velvet cake alright, but how does he feel about the big screen adaptation?

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Boiling Point: This Rant Rated R… Again

Boiling Point: This Rant Rated R… Again

Robert Fure, agent of the devil, wants to corrupt your children by not letting you know the full range of dangers contained in the films you watch. Burn him at the stake or just warm up the tar and pluck the feathers?

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