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Name: Robert Fure
Location: Hollywood, CA
Reject Since: September 2006
Email: robert@filmschoolrejects.com

Bio: Born in Harrisburg, PA and educated on the streets of Washington, DC (read: American University), Robert is a recent transplant to the Los Angeles area with a passion for horror and action and a desire to write for the screen. When not watching movies or TV, he dabbles in weight lifting, tae kwon do, competitive shooting, beach lounging and hedonism.


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Coroner’s Report: Prom Night Unrated

Coroner’s Report: Prom Night Unrated

The Coroner breaks his tuxedo out of storage and puts on his blood corsage for “Prom Night.” Was it a smash or spiked punch bowl of lame? Only one way to find out…

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Movie Style Guy: Cowboy Up

Movie Style Guy: Cowboy Up

Everyone wants to play cowboy. By following this simple guideline, you too can be a maverick with bad ass style.

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Festival Dispatch: The 2008 HollyShorts Film Festival

Festival Dispatch: The 2008 HollyShorts Film Festival

Robert Fure watches 6 shorts at the HollyShorts Festival so you don’t have to, but after reading what he has to say, you just might want to find them for yourself.

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Cool Title Alert: All Cheerleaders Die

Cool Title Alert: All Cheerleaders Die

This movie has an awesome title and will probably revolve around cheerleaders getting murdered!

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Boiling Point: CG Actors

Boiling Point: CG Actors

Robert “Rage” Fure boils over when thinking about CG images replacing flesh and blood actors.

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Coroner’s Report: Starship Troopers 3: Maurauder

Coroner’s Report: Starship Troopers 3: Maurauder

The bugs are back and The Coroner has set his scalpel upon Casper Van Dien and “Starship Troopers 3.”

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STFU: Dogs Deserve More Credit

STFU: Dogs Deserve More Credit

Robert Fure hates a lot of things. Apparently, dogs on IMDB is not one of those things.

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Movie Style Guy: Death Race Death Turn

Movie Style Guy: Death Race Death Turn

Robert Fure and Film School Rejects take no responsibility if you are dumb enough to attempt the driving maneuver described within. We don’t support spoilers on Civics or unpainted body kits.

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Sea to Become Deeper, Bluer, Sharkier, in Sequel

Sea to Become Deeper, Bluer, Sharkier, in Sequel

If you’re a real man, you’ve already pieced together that I’m talking about Deep Blue Sea 2.

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Amelia Earhart Found!… In Night At the Museum 2 Set Photos

Amelia Earhart Found!… In Night At the Museum 2 Set Photos

Amelia Earhart was born in 1897, went missing in 1937 and was declared dead in 1939. That has virtually nothing to do with this article about “Night at the Museum 2.”

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‘Mirrors’ Packs in the Scares

‘Mirrors’ Packs in the Scares

Take a glance inside “Mirrors” and you’ll find a frighteningly good time staring back into your soul.

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Tropic Thunder: 10 Things I Liked, 5 I Didn’t

Tropic Thunder: 10 Things I Liked, 5 I Didn’t

Robert Fure rumbles in the jungle with “Tropic Thunder” and pisses his pant suit while farming lead.

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Boiling Point: You Have 1 Unread Message

Boiling Point: You Have 1 Unread Message

Robert Fure loves the dark and thinks your glowing cell phone is the douche equivalent of the Bat Signal.

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Punisher: War Zone Will Be Rated R, Rumors Are Bogus

Punisher: War Zone Will Be Rated R, Rumors Are Bogus

Rumors swirl over The Punisher’s rating - but violence junkies rejoice: There Will Be Blood (and an R-Rating).

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Movie Style Guy: Survive a Tropical Jungle

Movie Style Guy: Survive a Tropical Jungle

If you find yourself in a Tropical Nightmare, these tips may save your life. Or get you killed.

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Coroner’s Report: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Coroner’s Report: Jack Brooks: Monster Slayer

Take an early look at one of the most fun horror flicks to come along in years as things get bloody with Jack Brooks - Monster Slayer!

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Jack Black Talks ‘Year One,’ Pipe Dream Project

Jack Black Talks ‘Year One,’ Pipe Dream Project

At the Tropic Thunder press junket, Jack Black took a moment to talk about a few things that won’t be inspiring controversy.

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Tropic Thunder: Ben Stiller Brings the Heat

Tropic Thunder: Ben Stiller Brings the Heat

With the release of “Tropic Thunder” looming, take a listen to what Ben Stiller had to say about the production.

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Tropic Thunder: Robert Downey Jr. Just Wants Everyone to Get Along

Tropic Thunder: Robert Downey Jr. Just Wants Everyone to Get Along

Robert Downey Jr. delivers the worlds most awesome sound bite and provides greater insight into the madness that is Kirk Lazarus.

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Disability Rights Coalition Issues Demands of ‘Tropic Thunder’

Disability Rights Coalition Issues Demands of ‘Tropic Thunder’

The controversy surrounding “Tropic Thunder” gets a little more vocal, a little more absurd.

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Tropic Thunder: Jack Black Attacks Your Senses

Tropic Thunder: Jack Black Attacks Your Senses

Funny-Man Jack Black compares “Tropic Thunder” to “Charlie’s Angels” and “300.” Find out why that’s awesome.

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Tropic Thunder: Etan Cohen Journeys into Madness

Tropic Thunder: Etan Cohen Journeys into Madness

Does writer Etan Cohen love “Tropic Thunder” more than his kids? He’s not saying, but I’ve got my suspicions.

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Boiling Point: Lighten Up

Boiling Point: Lighten Up

I was at a junket for Tropic Thunder and the first question someone hits Robert Downey with, before he even settles into his seat is “Who should be more upset - blacks or Australians?” RDJ responds: Does somebody have to be mad?

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Coroner’s Report: Doomsday Unrated

Coroner’s Report: Doomsday Unrated

We just can’t get enough Rhona Mitra, but is it possible that “Doomsday” delivers the blood and violence we expect with a woman who is out and out a badder chick than Rhona!? Prepare to meet Viper.

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Pineapple Express and the Case of the Stolen Shirt

Pineapple Express and the Case of the Stolen Shirt

Did James Franco and David Gordon Green steal this shirt design? Possibly while high?

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Movie Style Guy: Pineapple Pants Off Dance Off

Movie Style Guy: Pineapple Pants Off Dance Off

What can we learn from “Pineapple Express” and “The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?” More dont’s than do’s.

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Ben Stiller Talks About Night at the Museum 2

Ben Stiller Talks About Night at the Museum 2

With Tropic Thunder ready to storm into theaters and reassure Ben Stiller’s position on top of the world, what does one of comedy’s most sought after talents do next?

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Disney Joins Monster Attack Network

Disney Joins Monster Attack Network

Want big breasts and even bigger monsters? Join the “Monster Attack Network!”

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Boiling Point: Cheap Shots

Boiling Point: Cheap Shots

Resident Rage-addict Robert thinks critics soften the blows of to ‘popular’ casts and hammer away at ‘easy targets’ and he’s upset as always.

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Morgan Freeman in “Serious Car Accident”

Morgan Freeman in “Serious Car Accident”

The venerable actor and Oscar Winner has been involved in a “serious car accident.”

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