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The not-a-remake-just-really-similar-to-the-plot-of-the-first-film Thing prequel has added a hot chick and some dude to the cast. Read it.

This article could be about anything – but it’s only about one thing. You’ll have to read on to find out what doesn’t belong in your mouth.

An old face from seasons past returns with a job for Michael, disrupting his quest to find out what Gilroy is up to, and undoubtedly take him out.

You may not have heard of Ti West yet, but it’s become a safe bet that you soon will. West previously has two direct to video, low budget features to his name: The Roost and Trigger Man. If you are familiar with his previous work, it may be because of the slight buzz that came about with The Roost, an ultra-low budget flick that managed to get some fairly big web sites interested in it that got it some decent exposure. I fell for that buzz, watched it, and didn’t get why it was being pimped around.

Robert Fure is watching you, always. From ATM cameras to aerial drones to store display cameras. He’s videotaping it all and ready to use it in his war against crime. Or not, because in the real world, cameras aren’t as common as oxygen molecules.

We’re taking a time out to highlight the efforts of Lionsgate releasing to bring lots of great genre flicks into the high definition world.

After first seeing it at the San Diego Comic-Con, Robert Fure dances with Give ‘Em Hell Malone one more time on Blu-ray to see how the film holds up.

We know for certain that they do serve beer in hell, but the real question is – do they make you watch this movie or withhold it from your viewing pleasure?

Burn Notice returns to form, then excels right past it in one of the best, most action packed episodes of the series three year run.

The Coroner catches up with the Blu-ray release of Saw VI and removes the Dead on Arrival toe tag from the franchise and declares this one good stuff.

Robert Fure knows you’ve come to this site just to read this column. Who told him? You did. Just now.

The wait is over – Burn Notice returns to USA and we’ve got our rundown of the most recent episode.

The Coroner bones up on his knowledge of Nazi Occultism for a little canoe trip towards chaos on the shores of Blood Creek.

Robert Fure takes aim at the use and misuse of bullet proof vests in film and television. Bang bang pow!

It’s Thanksgiving in January as The Coroner catches up with this fowl-mouthed holiday treat.

If you’re not a bodybuilder or a superhero, Robert Fure aims to knock your sissy self off that ledge you’ve managed to cling to for the last six minutes.

We take a look back at the year 2009 in horror and, finding little to celebrate, never the less pull together a list of 10 films that, at the least, didn’t suck total balls.

This week Robert Fure gets angry about teen sex comedies, and the villains that seem to plague them.

When the Christmas Cash rolls in, Robert Fure gets a little crazy with what he’s willing to buy. But if you didn’t make it, he can’t buy it, suckers.

Robert Fure gets teased by the tale of violence on MTV, then lashes out when he’s denied his blood lust.