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Name: Robert Fure
Location: Hollywood, CA
Reject Since: September 2006
Email: robert@filmschoolrejects.com

Bio: Born in Harrisburg, PA and educated on the streets of Washington, DC (read: American University), Robert is a recent transplant to the Los Angeles area with a passion for horror and action and a desire to write for the screen. When not watching movies or TV, he dabbles in weight lifting, tae kwon do, competitive shooting, beach lounging and hedonism.


Posts by Robert Fure:

Review: Thomas Jane’s Dark Country 3D

Review: Thomas Jane’s Dark Country 3D

Robert Fure talks at length about Dark Country, Tom Jane, 3D in film, and Lauren German’s use of an ice cube.

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Boiling Point: The End Game

Boiling Point: The End Game

If a movie ends poorly, the entire experience can go sour in an instant. One such movie that has Robert Fure raging? I am Legend. He is Angry.

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31 Days of Horror: Splinter

31 Days of Horror: Splinter

Of course my choice for 2008’s Best Horror Film of the Year would make the list this year. Take another look at why Splinter is awesome, then go buy it on Blu-ray.

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Coroner’s Report: Stan Helsing

Coroner’s Report: Stan Helsing

I can pretty much guarantee this is the only site that has given 1200 words to Stan Helsing.

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Coroner’s Report: The Thaw

Coroner’s Report: The Thaw

The Coroner puts on his parka for this icy, bug-infested Blu-ray. Err, sorry, “vertebrate” infested Blu-ray.

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31 Days of Horror: The Children

31 Days of Horror: The Children

We get our Holidays crossed and spend Christmas in October with a bunch of Hellish kids you’ll want to see roasting over an open fire.

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31 Days of Horror: Mad Monster Party

31 Days of Horror: Mad Monster Party

For those of you Halloween lovers with little monsters at home, pop in this (mostly) family friendly monster dance party disc!

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Boiling Point: Farts

Boiling Point: Farts

Any credibility this site had has gone down the toilet now that Robert Fure rants about fake farts for 500 words.

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31 Days of Horror Contest! Win Real Life Stories of Ghosts

31 Days of Horror Contest! Win Real Life Stories of Ghosts

If our list of horror movies haven’t sent chills down your spine, perhaps you’d like a chance to win some true-life horror stories courtesy of The History Channel?

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31 Days of Horror: Grace

31 Days of Horror: Grace

You want more unsettling movies about children in your 31 Days of Horror? Fine, then you got it!

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Coroner’s Report: Hardware Blu-ray

Coroner’s Report: Hardware Blu-ray

The Coroner puts on his gas mask and goggles for this post-apocalyptic sci-fi horror combo that features an ultra-bad ass, sadistic robot killer. Nice!

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31 Days of Horror: The Hills Run Red

31 Days of Horror: The Hills Run Red

The Coroner jumps back into the 31 Days of Horror mix, bringing with him a self-aware slasher with quite the reputation preceding it already.

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Second ‘Wolfman’ Trailer is Howling Good

Second ‘Wolfman’ Trailer is Howling Good

The second trailer for “The Wolfman” remake tears out the throat of the last one and says “Check me out, I’m awesome.” Really it says that.

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31 Days of Horror: Baby Blues

31 Days of Horror: Baby Blues

So far in examining child-related horror we’ve mostly seen kids being the bad guys – but what happens when momma goes nasty?

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Boiling Point: Big Boss Battles

Boiling Point: Big Boss Battles

If you’re going to promise me a super villain, you’d better make him super. Easily knocked out heavy hitters leave me raging.

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31 Days of Horror: Amusement

31 Days of Horror: Amusement

The Coroner’s Report jumps back into the 31 Days of Horror game with a look at some direct to video Amusement.

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31 Days of Horror: Dance of the Dead

31 Days of Horror: Dance of the Dead

When you’re not getting your pants scared off this Halloween, how about you dance them off? Or just watch this cool movie.

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Californication 3.3 Review – Verities & Balderdash

Californication 3.3 Review – Verities & Balderdash

In the third episode of the third season, Hank attempts to juggle three women sexually and at least two emotionally. This will always end well.

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31 Days of Horror: Offspring

31 Days of Horror: Offspring

The Coroner chimes in with a detailed review of Jack Ketchum’s Offspring, a surprisingly violent film that hit the child-violence spot, but may not entertain all.

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Boiling Point: Get Real, Cannibals

Boiling Point: Get Real, Cannibals

Robert Fure is tired of lazy cannibals who can’t even bring together enough firewood to roast that succulent leg of lady.

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