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Robert Fure talks at length about Dark Country, Tom Jane, 3D in film, and Lauren German’s use of an ice cube.

If a movie ends poorly, the entire experience can go sour in an instant. One such movie that has Robert Fure raging? I am Legend. He is Angry.

Of course my choice for 2008’s Best Horror Film of the Year would make the list this year. Take another look at why Splinter is awesome, then go buy it on Blu-ray.

I can pretty much guarantee this is the only site that has given 1200 words to Stan Helsing.

The Coroner puts on his parka for this icy, bug-infested Blu-ray. Err, sorry, “vertebrate” infested Blu-ray.

We get our Holidays crossed and spend Christmas in October with a bunch of Hellish kids you’ll want to see roasting over an open fire.

For those of you Halloween lovers with little monsters at home, pop in this (mostly) family friendly monster dance party disc!

Any credibility this site had has gone down the toilet now that Robert Fure rants about fake farts for 500 words.

If our list of horror movies haven’t sent chills down your spine, perhaps you’d like a chance to win some true-life horror stories courtesy of The History Channel?

You want more unsettling movies about children in your 31 Days of Horror? Fine, then you got it!

The Coroner puts on his gas mask and goggles for this post-apocalyptic sci-fi horror combo that features an ultra-bad ass, sadistic robot killer. Nice!

The Coroner jumps back into the 31 Days of Horror mix, bringing with him a self-aware slasher with quite the reputation preceding it already.

The second trailer for “The Wolfman” remake tears out the throat of the last one and says “Check me out, I’m awesome.” Really it says that.

So far in examining child-related horror we’ve mostly seen kids being the bad guys – but what happens when momma goes nasty?

If you’re going to promise me a super villain, you’d better make him super. Easily knocked out heavy hitters leave me raging.

The Coroner’s Report jumps back into the 31 Days of Horror game with a look at some direct to video Amusement.

When you’re not getting your pants scared off this Halloween, how about you dance them off? Or just watch this cool movie.

In the third episode of the third season, Hank attempts to juggle three women sexually and at least two emotionally. This will always end well.

The Coroner chimes in with a detailed review of Jack Ketchum’s Offspring, a surprisingly violent film that hit the child-violence spot, but may not entertain all.

Robert Fure is tired of lazy cannibals who can’t even bring together enough firewood to roast that succulent leg of lady.