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Paradoxically, Robert Fure, movie critic, wants to remind you that the things critics say don’t mean shit in this town.

That is a bold assertion, but you know what they say about assertions – shut up and watch things go BOOM. Now with video!

Jason Voorhees is back for the last time as he meets his match in Corey Feldman! Ok, so he doesn’t stay dead, obviously, but A for effort and B for Boobs.

More than meets the eye himself, Robert Fure is Optimus Primed to tell you that Transformers 2 is the perfect summer movie.

Benjamin Bratt has given you two options: enter this contest to win free stuff or have him get all intensive intervention on your ass.

How cool would a cross-over between Rob Zombie’s ‘Halloween’ and Sandra Bullock’s ‘The Net’ be? Not very, which is why this post is about Halloween 2’s new trailer.

Robert Fure’s been baking in the sun too long and he’s got a few things to say about the battle of good versus evil.

You don’t need to know anything other than that inside this post are hot pictures of Monica Bellucci.

Rambo makes plans to fight aging with hobbies that don’t include killing while The Expendables aim to take your 13 year old’s lunch money. Maybe.

Rob Zombie slapped together a poster for Halloween 2 and now we’re all going to look at it together, friends.

The Cell 2 wants to get into your mind but should you let it into your Blu-ray player?

If you want a touch of horror with your serving of kink and sex then “The Hunger” just may satisfy your cravings.

The trailer for The Stepfather puts all its cards on the table and hopes Amber Heard in a bikini is enough to draw you in. It is.

Steven Spielberg has selected Noah Wyle to lead the resistance against those evil alien bastards.

Stuart Beattie looks to make his directorial debut with an Australian version of Red Dawn. Sort of.

First time director Christopher Nolan is ready to make his entry into the low budget romantic comedy genre.

If your favorite character died in Wanted, don’t worry, because apparently there is a pretty good chance they’ll be back in the sequel.

A few behind the scenes photos have shown up online today over at Coming Soon and they show a couple dicks hanging around set. That’s crude, I apologize.

Jason Voorhees may or may not see snow in the sequel that may or may not hit theaters on August 13th, 2010. I may or may not care.

The author of this weeks Boiling Point is not Robert Fure. TWIST ENDING: Robert Fure wrote this! BLAM. I got you. I hate myself right now, but not as much as I hate lazy screenwriting.