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Kevin Carr looks at the slate of films in theaters this week with the FSR Report Card.

It takes a strong mind to create a film for under 30 bucks, and an even stronger mind to make it about a killer rapist – hardcore sex included. Now, director Shane Ryan has some strong words to share with us.

We’re sure that if you ask the real-life porno stars in the film (Katie Morgan and Traci Lords), they’ll attest to the fact that it’s easier to do your first porno if you’ve got some alcohol in your system.

Guy Ritchie may be leaving his Madonna, but he’s coming back for London gangster films. His latest movie RockNRolla shows Gerard Butler and a bunch of crooks in some compromising situations. They live hard, they live fast, and they drink. So let’s join them.

What’s worse than coming home to find your child missing? What’s worse than watching two-and-a-half hours of Angelina Jolie screaming “I want my son!”? They say that you can drink to forget, so let’s start drinking to forget Angelina Jolie’s many, many Oscar clips from Changeling.

The final part of our interview with the creative minds behind Zombie Girl: The Movie, a film that follows a 12-year old girl making a zombie flick.

Opening on Halloween, Splinter brings the chills, thrills, and bloody spills of a classic creature-feature back to the screen in a fantastic and entertaining way.

Kevin and Neil bid adieu to the Magical Studio in the Sky while Neil prepares to embark on a cross-country Bohemian Gypsy travel adventure. They also talk about their favorite scary movies, porn star cameos and a bunch of other awful shenanigans in the newly-revived Internet-only segment.

Hardcore sex? Check. Violence? Check. In moving seamlessly between Porn Week and 31 Days of Horror, check out this review of the ground-breaking and original series, Amateur Porn Star Killer.

In our fourth Porn Week Feature, we explore the best films to have on in the background while exploring your partner. Please try not to silently judge us.

The Return of the King may have one the Oscar for Best Picture, but Dead Alive might just be Peter Jackson’s best film.

The Last Dragon is the latest cult film to be remade by Hollywood, and the latest project to feature Samuel L. Jackson being badass.

Sam Mendes is the latest director signed on to tackle the project, but should we put our faith in him?

Since it’s almost Halloween, we’ve decided to check out a drama instead of a horror flick. Also, since the new Bond film is coming out, we’ve decided to check out a subpar Daniel Craig film.

Part 1 in a 287-part interview series with the documentarians behind Zombie Girl: The Movie. Just kidding – there’s only 285 parts.

In our third Porn Week feature, Adam Sweeney digs through a brief modern history of porn stars showing up in mainstream films to play off their pornstardom. Did you know Ron Jeremy was in Ronin? We did, too.

What if remakes of popular movies were made to accommodate the talent Sarah Palin has exhibited on Katie Couric, Hannity & Colmes, and SNL? FSR has come up with five interesting possibilities.

In what could be the beginning of a new trend, Universal has acquired the rights to a comic book series for adaption into a feature film or possible franchise.

Step One – Have a 12 inch wang. Still with me? Didn’t think so. But don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. (heh, eww)

You’re not being responsible by refusing to give into the pop culture peer pressure of handing out Halloween candy. You’re just being a douche.

If blood and violence aren’t floating your boat, try on this classic Walt Disney animated short.

After getting dumped by Karen, Hank is relegated to living at Ashby’s mansion. In order to distract Hank from his heartbreak, Ashby arranges a sex session with popular, yet incredibly annoying, celebrity chef, Chloe Metz.

Porn Week rolls along with a very special Shouting Match concerning the fate of mainstream if porn stars invade.

It’s for real now. Terrence Howard out. Don Cheadle in. Apparently, Robert Downey Jr won’t have to don blackface to replace Rhodey in the next installment.

Go get a stick, because we’ve got a ton of Role Models pics and I’m curious if its more than you could shake that stick at.

Friendship, backstabbing and those three little words. Jenny takes center catwalk for this week’s episode.

Disney is looking to nab the Best Animated Feature nod and consideration for the Top Prize at the Oscars. Is it a good idea?

When the curtains rose on Chicago’s Surprise Event, the audience and our very own Josh Radde had RocknRolla thrust upon them.

Folks in the Beehive State are going to have trouble getting their laughs this weekend if Larry Miller has anything to do about it. And he does.

Trapped and terrified, Nathan and Tracy fight for their lives against a much-changed, monstrous Suresh to free themselves, Maya and the doctor’s other “test subjects.”