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Mouse CEO Robert Iger is lamenting the decision to throw Prince Caspian onto the big screen in the middle of a crowded blockbusting summer. Apparently sales for the film aren’t up to snuff because of its May 16th release date.

In honor of the massive success of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, our friends at Paramount Pictures have hooked us up with a very special, limited edition Indiana Jones Prize Pack — and we are passing that awesome gift on to you.

Next up on the After Dark Horrorfest menu - “Nightmare Man.”

The Movie Style Guy goes back to his bar-tending roots with these two “Sex and the City” inspired cocktails.

A remake of Roger Corman’s 1975 classic Death Race 2000 should be a no-brainer. Fast cars, loud guns, campy characters, and politically incorrect humor should be a recipe for guaranteed entertainment. So why do I get the feeling this year’s Death Race remake will be a no-brainer in a completely different way?

The thing I love about movies from your childhood is that no matter how many times you have seen it, or no matter how many ways you can make fun of it, you always still love it dearly.

The original Green Goblin himself has signed on to play the role of Gavner Purl in Paul Weitz’s horror-fantasy Cirque du Freak.

While Chris Noth has made it Big on the small screen, he’s just getting started on the big screen. With the feature release Sex and the City now under his belt and ready to hit theaters, he’s looking to new, but not terribly different, roles.

While that might make some people breath easier, the Screen Actors Guild has to go to the bargaining table and reach an agreement if an actors strike is to be averted.

I remember joking with my friends in grade school, saying that we’d see ‘Rocky 12′ and Sylvester Stallone would be using a walker in the ring. Well it seems that my friends and I might not be too far off.

The forthcoming He’s Just Not That Into You boasts a strong, varied cast and finally answers the burning, itching, slightly rashy question of how to turn a How To book into a movie.

I am beginning to think that Astronaut Garrett Reisman, who is currently orbiting the Earth in the International Space Station, is the coolest astronaut since that guy who stepped on the ole’ Moon, at least in terms of Geek-cred.

I have a sneaking suspicion that this is about to pop up all over the interwebs: Christian Bale as Batman in a Body by Milk ad.

This whole Transformers 2 thing is about to get out of hand — an occurrence that will surely lead to the wetting of my own pants.

Spider-Man producers Laura Ziskin and Grant Curtis are currently in the process of looking over photos of young boys to fill the tight suit of the arachnid-like hero in the upcoming fourth and fifth installments.

The 2008 Cannes Film Festival is over and the awards have been announced. Cue the crickets. Sorry, that was wrong, cue le crickets.

Quick, if you could sleep with any man, who would it be? John Stamos. Did we just become best friends? I think so…

Today we get the first look at our robot replacements in The Surrogates. If you had a surrogate, who would it look like? Mine would probably look like Tom Sizemore, just for fun.

Are you the type of person who loves to share movie quotes and one-liners with friends. Who doesn’t love the funny or iconic dialog from their favorite films. Well I found something sure to brighten up your day.

It’s not unheard of for world news and politics to cross over into the entertainment industry. But one thing is for certain… when it happens, you can find some celebrity in the middle of the whole thing making an absolute ass out of himself or herself.

Quentin Tarantino says “Inglorious Bastards” in May 2009, Robert Fure thinks not so fast!

Jim Stugess makes a deal with the Devil in his upcoming flick to ensure that he will be handsome. the only side effect: he must start killing people. Fun!

While we can all agree that there is nothing inherently interesting about photos from Bethlehem, PA, the first set of the film, it is quite fun to look at these photos and imagine stuff blowing up.

Today must be Watchmen day around the interwebs, as we have seen not one, not two, but three interesting stories related to the production.

In the interest of full disclosure, I will admit that I had absolutely no interest in the film Witchblade until the moment when I first saw this new teaser poster.

Snyder and company are bringing the animated The Black Freighter to DVD less than a week after Watchmen hits theaters.

Robert Fure finds the cure for “The Andromeda Strain.” Don’t watch it.

Classic running sketches like Pigs in Space, Muppet Labs (featuring Beaker, one of my favorite Muppets) and my all time favorite, the Swedish Chef, are just as funny – if not funnier – than when they first aired.

It’s been 40 years since George A. Romero introduced the world to his special brand of flesh-eating zombies, and the landscape of American cinema hasn’t been the same since.

I still wouldn’t recommend the film, but the DVD has some interesting elements to it.