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The summer movie season is finally here. And when it comes to the box office, there is no one better than our John Cairns and The Reject Report. In this special edition, he makes some bold predictions about this year’s summer box office results.

Once you have watched this brand new Incredible Hulk movie trailer, it is likely that your reaction will be similar to mine — Finally!

Warner Brothers appears to be trying to test the waters by including the first Twilight teaser trailer with prints of Speed Racer, which hits theaters on May 9.

Earlier this week, fans of The Dark Knight ran around their cities in search of a trailer. What they didn’t know is that one of them got two versions.

One of our trusted spies in the industry managed to catch some minor news about the upcoming flick Terminator 4.

As summer quickly approaches, soon the sun will be out in full force and it’ll be time to whip out a pair of sunglasses and face the world.

In the days of yore there were subway tokens. Little coins dropped into a slot that magically let you push the turnstile and enter the subway. Now we have Metro cards, those handy little cards with a black strip that are swiped at the turnstile. May the Gods damn them to the utter ness of hell.

I’m bound and gagged. Handcuffed to a chair somewhere in a dark, musty warehouse. Dust is creeping into my lungs, and I miss my stuffed animals, but I managed to intercept a critical piece of news from a source that I refuse to name.

This ESPN produced documentary follows Bobby Valentine during his 2007 season as manager of the Japanese ball club the Marines. For anyone who roots for a team, nothing will prepare you for the devotion that the Japanese fans have for their favorite team and players.

Word on the street is that Jonah Hill is in early talks to co-star in the sequel to last summer’s mega-awesome mega-hit as, one can only guess, the overweight comedic sidekick.

I consider myself to be pretty much in tune with pop culture, at least as far a movies go. But just this week, something came out of nowhere and smacked me upside the head. That thing was Twilight and the buzz surrounding this book-turned-movie phenomenon.

Another day, another round of cool Iron Man stuff. This time, I have decided that in order to keep things fresh, I would stray away from the memorabilia and toys and bring you some awesome artwork.

Speaking of treasure hunting geriatrics, how about an awesome new leaked trailer for Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Yeah, I thought you might like that.

There are films that entertain and take us places we are unlikely to ever see in person. Then there are films that make us uneasy, are hard to watch because they explore the darker side of our fellow human beings.

Twilight is generating a complete flood of buzz at the moment, and it seems that there’s a new story every day (well, actually more like two a day) so in order to get everyone up to speed, there’s gonna be a whirlwind blitz here, so keep up!

Tonight I attended the Cadillac Lounge after party at Tenjune for the satire War, Inc. starring John Cusack (who also wrote the screenplay), Hillary Duff, Marisa Tomei, Sir Ben Kingsley and Joan Cusack.

Now Denzel Washington brings us the latest in a long line of imitative films, Die Hard, but on a Subway!

Oscar-winning director Steven Soderbergh has set his sights on another low-budget film, The Girlfriend Experience, a film that will highlight the riches that come from prostitution.

This new outdoor ad artwork shows that Batman is angry, vengeful and… a vandal?

I must admit in the company of friends that when I heard that Will Ferrell would be headlining a modern movie adaptation of the classic television show Land of the Lost, I was filled with mixed feelings.

It might not have a rocket-propelled man shooting missiles at tanks or a anthropologist hero taking down Nazis with his whip, but Synecdoche, New York deserves all the buzz it can get.

Brian Gibson loves to buy DVDs. So does his buddy Kevin Carr, who sits on his couch this week for Brian while he’s otherwise indisposed to cover his weekly journey into the depths of credit card debt as he tells you what to buy, rent and avoid.

As you found out yesterday, it is Iron Man week here on the Officially Cool column. Therefore, we are dropping 5 straight days of cool Iron Man gear on you in anticipation of the release of the big dawg this Friday, an event that signals the official start to the 2008 Summer Movie Season.

While we will certainly keep an eye on things for you, we wouldn’t want to get your hopes up regarding a high resolution version of this trailer any time soon. We did, however, come across this bootleg.

Although news of Twilight has swept across the internet, there are many still out there who have no idea what this movie could possibly be. So, in order to get people up to speed, we here at FSR are pleased to offer an introduction to what could possibly be the next big adaptation.

Universal Studios has optioned Eli Stone creator Marc Guggenheim’s current comic book Resurrection for further development.

While some of us were thrown off-kilter from the recent announcement of the new title for the upoming X-Files movie, we can all get a bit excited about some new pictures released from the film.

Few comedians have gotten the shaft like Mike Judge has. Despite producing a ground-breaking cartoon series in “Beavis and Butthead”, creating another that every single human finds funny with “King of the Hill” and becoming the come-from-behind king with Office Space, Judge still gets no respect.

Every year we go through it: What are your most anticipated movies of summer? Which movies will make the most money? What will be the biggest flop? I can’t even begin to think of the infinite variations that we’ve seen of the pre-Summer movie lists. So this year, we are going to do something a little different, but not too far off the beaten path. We’ve set out to give you a guidebook to Summer Movie Season 2008: The 15 Movies that you should not miss, no matter what.

Let me start by saying that I am not 100% sure that any of these posters are anything more than fan photoshop jobs, as none of them actually came directly from Warner Brothers. But despite their questionable origins, they all look pretty damn cool.