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2007 has been filled with movies that the studios whore out to critics in order to get awards. The worst ones are the films that take themselves too seriously or cover the “meaningful” issues. Occasionally, these films actually win awards, so each year we are guaranteed a steady stream of this crap in the late-fall and winter.

Of course, mannerisms will come into play — but if this Joker is half as menacing and evil as he looks in a magazine, then we are in for a treat.

Aside from a gratuitous nude scene from Jessica Alba, the only other thing that could have improved this film would have been if Hayden Christensen would have leaped up from the surgery, pulled out a lightsaber and went holy Jedi ape-shit over the rest of the hospital.

Thanks to a wonderous process known as “Simpsonization” and a few free DVDs from the folks at Fox, we’ve got another dandy of a contest for you!

Having finally seen Juno, Jason Reitman’s follow-up to 2005’s Thank You for Smoking, I can honestly say that being a great director could be genetic.

Universal Studios has released some new artwork featuring one of the fine-ass, sex-o-licious stars of next summer’s Hellboy II: The Golden Army. The sex-o-licious star in question? It ain’t Ron Perlman.

Welcome to the post-Thanksgiving Reject Report, and we are all a little sleepy from eating turkey and watching football on TV.

Every once in a while a movie comes along that I know must be seen. ‘The Rocket’ is one of those types of flicks.

I guess slaughtering Jedi and turning a galactic republic into an oppressive empire isn’t nearly as bad as partying in L.A. hot spots without panties or violating driving probation.

We’ve got a few copies of Steve Niles’ graphic novel adaptation of Richard Matheson’s classic story that inspired the upcoming Will Smith flick ‘I Am Legend’. All you have to do is play a little game…

Since Jake Gyllenhaal is now in line to star as womanizing football Hall of Famer Joe Namath in an upcoming biopic, we’ve decided to make a few pitches to Hollywood for some other biopics that need makin’.

Quick! Name your favorite writer. Screenwriter. Got it yet? No? Ok, name the writer of your favorite movie in the past year?

From the goofy warehouse guy in The 40-Year Old Virgin to banging Izzy Stephens in Knocked Up to playing The Green Hornet. Behold the rise of Seth Rogen.

In this week’s product placement news, word on the street is that the car featured in the upcoming Knight Rider TV series could be a Mustang.

Since the advent of DVD, FSR Editor Brian Gibson has been compiling debt… Lots of Debt. Every week he scours the Earth for the best DVD releases. Each week he’ll take you with him and let you know what to buy, what not to buy and why.

Not only is his work the most impressive fan art that I have ever seen, but this artist is probably one of the most dedicated Star Wars fans I’ve ever come across.

Food, like all of life’s great pleasures (sex, love, art, sex, books, music, sex and sex), can be a great expression for the joy of living.

What we haven’t talked enough about is the grim reality of the strike, the fact that there are thousands of writers — whose names you would never recognize — who are finding themselves in a very tough spot because of the strike.

I haven’t seen the right kind of review for I’m Not There yet. While critics struggle to shove the title into the review template that made up years ago, readers and movie-goers alike are finding out that it just doesn’t fit.

Comedy on the surface, sentimental character study at the core, Lars and the Real Girl is a very good film that at times has touches of greatness.

Foul number one. No breastfeeding in a movie theater. I would have thought that was common sense.

Try this one on for size: Nicholas Kim Cage.

In a press conference on Tuesday afternoon, Zach Braff and Lisa Kudrow helped deliver the nominees for the 2008 Independent Spirit Awards. Have a look at the nominees.

Every year Mr. Skin names the best nude scenes of film — and this year is no exception.

We had to know that this would eventually become Indiana Jones and the Case of the Leaked Production Stills, right?

New negotiations, two days ongoing at this 11/27 writing, are still a secret, but I CAN tell you what’s been on the news, since it has nothing to do with what’s going on indoors.

Everyone needs a calendar to keep track of important dates. Why not get one that combines the two best things in the world: nudity and comic book heroes?

Todd Haynes’ supposition on the life and music of Bob Dylan, “I’m Not There,” is unlike a film experience you’ll have this year.

First and foremost you have to ask yourself what kind of frame of mind poor old Brad Pitt is in these days?