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Final Grade: A-
When some directors decide to remake a film, especially a cinematic legend, it ends their careers. Peter Jackson decided to pay homage to one of the most spectacular movies of all time, and in the process created one of the most amazing cinematic experiences since 1933.
Carl Denham (Jack Black) is on a search […]

Final Grade: B-
Bank heists have been grist for the movie mill for almost as long as there have been movies. With such a long history, any movie in this genre that wants to stand out must choose its path with care to avoid becoming just another in a long tradition of cheap bank robbery […]

Final Grade: B-
When poor Melquiades Estrada, an illegal immigrant and ranch hand from Mexico, is shot and killed, it takes three burials to get the job done right and give him peace. This is the story of his death, his necrography if you will.
Julio Cedillo plays the character in the movie’s title, and […]

Just this morning I watched for the first time, the trailer for the newly re-titled United 93. This film was very recently called Flight 93. As the title eludes to, this is a film that chronicles the doomed 4th plane that was hijacked on the morning of September 11, 2001. The film is directed by […]

Final Grade: C+
Derailed is one of your more standard psychological twist thrillers. What makes this film different however, is that Clive Owen and Jenifer Aniston’s performances keep your interest throughout the entire film all the way to its gritty ending.
Charles Schine (Clive Owen) is an average businessman who makes the daily commute from his […]

Final Grade: A-
“Everything is illuminated in the light of the past” is a quote taken from possibly one of the most under-rated films of 2005, Everything is Illuminated. The film is a genuine, heartfelt, and humorous look at the self discovery one can only achieve through uncovering the past.
Jonathan Safran Foer (Elijah Wood) maintains the […]

This seems to be a very pathetic New Release Tuesday in my opinion. What makes a great set of new releases, you ask? It would have to be the fact that there are multiple great choices for consumers as they travel to their retail destinations to pick up the most recent renditions of theatrical greatness. […]

Final Grade: B-
DVD Release Date: March 7, 2006
Prime is a sophisticated, character driven comedy set in New York City about a divorced woman dating a younger man, which is a basic enough story until it turns out the man she is dating, is her therapist’s son.
The Film
Newly divorced Rafi (Uma Thurman), 37, […]

Overall Rating: B
In the post 9/11 world, can you imagine a major movie release in which the hero is a bomb planting terrorist/freedom fighter in a life and death struggle with his own government? Just such a bold movie is now in wide release, penned by the Wachowski brothers (Andy and Larry) and directed […]

Final Grade: B
I believe there is something to be said about the recent slue of romantic comedies to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s money hungry elite. They have very often become event films, meant to draw a man and his date out of the confines of a creative evening on the town and into […]

Woody Allen offers us his latest opus in Match Point. A tale at times foreboding, its purpose and tone remain veiled behind the conventions of another genre until a delicious plot twist reveals the true nature of the film.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers plays Chris Wilton, a former professional tennis player who has realized he is […]

Here are some trailers that you should be looking at for the upcoming week:

A Scanner Darkly [Trailer]I was very intrigued by Richard Linklater’s earlier work, Waking Life. He has since committed near career suicide in his direction of a half-witted remake of The Bad News Bears. But even with that recent shortfall he seems to […]

Release Date: March 14, 2006
“A simple enough beginning, a record received as a Christmas gift. A record with a highly unusual title: The Mysterious Tale of How I Shouted Wrong-Eyed Jesus. It was record so full of strangeness you had to wonder. in a shrinking world. where this music comes from. This film sets out […]

Release Date: March 14, 2006
The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio stars Julianne Moore and Woody Harrelson and is based on a true story and book, The Prize Winner of Defiance, Ohio: How My Mother Raised 10 Kids on 25 Words or Less, which describes the focus of the movie.
The Film
Evelyn Ryan (Moore) is […]

Have you ever wondered how people get into those test screenings that studios hold during the post-production process? Have you ever wondered what happens inside of the afore mentioned screenings? Well it seems that Chris Beaumont, a fellow BlogCritics.com contributor has the scoop on a recent experience that he had with a test screening:
After expressing […]